Me: its my time of the month again...
Louis: I AM NOT BUYING U ANYMORE PADS OR TAMPONS!!!!
Me: I didn't ask u too last time. U volunteered.
Niall: I can if u want me too
Me: Nah, I have plenty
Liam: Then what's the point of telling us this?
Me: I tell my friends everything
Louis: AWWWW!!! WE'RE UR FRIENDS!!!!!
Me: What did you think you guys were? My bitches?
Niall: Ur what?
Me: Its a girl thing where she has a group of her girlfriends and they call each other "bitches"
Zayn: Wtf
Me: Yeah one girl will be like "hey bitch" and there's like a main bitch and everything too
Liam: That sounds so wrong
Louis: I'm ur bitch tho right?
Me: Of course Lou Lou. Ur my main bitch
Louis: *smirks and brushes dust off of shoulder* Of course I am
Niall: You sound so gay rn
Louis: I AM STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!!!
Liam: We know Lou
Me: So whats up????
Niall: I'm eating breakfast
Liam: Like the fifth plate
Me: Cool. I ate 6 bowls of cereal this morning
Zayn: How much do u weigh girl?
Me: THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU ASK A GIRL!!!!!
Zayn: *throws hands up* okay!!! I'm sorry
Niall: Sheesh zayn! So inconsiderate!
Me: But like 115 pounds
Louis: Dayum girl!!! Ur light!
Me: R u like 300?
Louis: RUDE!!!!
Me: I'm joking! You look like 180
Louis: Imma sit on u when I meet u then you can decide how much I weigh
Me: I don't want your fat ass on me
Louis: IMMA SHOVE MY FAT ASS ON UR FACE
Me: .....
Liam: That sounds so wrong
Niall: Aren't u supposed to be her dad?
Zayn: This is one messed up family
Me: *scoffs* Very
Louis: Sorry. But I have a beautiful butt
Zayn: You sure do buddy!
Me: This is awkward
Zayn: What?
Me: You guys check out each other's butts?
Zayn: WHAT NO!!!
Liam: *facepalms*
Niall: *shovels food in mouth and stares at phone fot more awkward responses*
Me: Haha, Niall is me
Liam: You wait for people's awkward responses?
Me: No I sit there and watch people as I shove food in my mouth
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Texting Niall Horan???
Fan fikcia"yo bitch who do you think you are stealing ma popcorn?!?"-me "um what?"-unknown "shit, Jessie changed her number. Sorry bout that"-me "no problem"-unknown "want to chat?"- unknown "how do I know if you're a stalker?"-me "I guess you'll just have to...
