On other chat without elise or niall
Louis: Liam!!!!
Liam: Louis ikr!!!
Louis: They must have not realized that we're still on that chat
Liam: Oh my gosh. Niall loves Elise and Elise loves Niall.
Louis: They really should be more careful on what chat they're on. But we got the whole thing!
Liam: We have to get them together!
Louis: Yes!
Harry: What's going on?
Louis: Niall confessed his love to Elise and she did the same. With other mushy stuff
Harry: OH MY GAWSH
Liam: WE HAVE TO GET THEM TOGETHER
Louis: #NELISE
Zayn: What's going on?
Liam: Scroll up
-1 minute later-(a/n: if you automatically read that in the Spongebob narrator voice then we are best friends😂)
Zayn: Oh my gosh!
Liam: So we all agree that we have to get them together?
Harry: Cha!!
Louis: #NELISE
Zayn: Totally
Liam: Okay guys, huddle up, here's the plan....
Back to the chat with Elise and Niall
Niall: I'm hungry
Me: You're always hungry
Niall: There's only when time when I'm not hungry
Me: When ur sleeping?
Niall: No, when I'm eating
Me: You pug
Niall: what?
Me: *pig
Niall: oh okay. I was like wtf at first
Me: No, haha. I was originally going to say you blonde pig
Niall: *pug
Me: *pig
Niall: I would be a cute pug
Me: mmmm, naw
Niall: What? I do the best puppy dog eyes
Me: You do know we're texting right?
Niall: Dammit. Do you have a Skype?
Me: I did but I got suspended from it for using it too much
Niall: How is that even possible?
Me: I would skype my friend and like forget to turn it off so it was on 24_7.
Niall: Oh geez
Louis: Morning Nialler, morning munchkin
Niall: I'm sitting right next to you
Louis: So?
Me: Well I'm not. Morning dadddd
Liam: Hello
Me: I need to give you a nickname liam
Louis: what bout lili or li?
Me: No! Imma make one for him.
Liam: Okay. I guess...
Me: mail. Ur new nickname is mail.
Liam: Why that?
Me: That's ur first name backwards. Mail it is!! Or mailie, hehe
Liam: I dont know how I feel about this
Me: Then let me tell you. Ya love it.
Liam: But
Me: No buts. Buts are for sitting and right now I'm jogging
Louis: Isnt it extremely hard to text and jog
Me: For some people. But I'm one of a kind *flips hair, hair gets caught in mouth, awkwardly tries to spit it out while jogging and passes by a stranger who stares*
Niall: Yup, definitely one of a kind
Liam: So, uh. How's it going?
Me: IM ON MILE 11!!!! STILL GOING STRONG!! WOOT WOOT
Louis: Wtf??? Ur jogging 11 miles?!?!?
Me: I'm a workout freak dont judge
Liam: Good for you
Niall: You make me look bad
Me: Awwww, you're probably light as a feather ni ni
Louis: OHHHHHHHH
Liam: Gtg
Niall: Where to? Ur sitting right next to me
Liam: To take a dump
Me: You got to be shitting urself. Get it? Huh huh?
Liam: 😒😔
Louis: Have fun!
Liam: Wtf? Okay goodbye!
Niall: I'm tired
Me: And I just finished jogging 11 miles in 1 hour and 7 minutes
Louis: Damn your fast
Me: But I'm tired too
Niall: Wanna call it a night then hit the hay?
Me: I currently have no hay around me. Only people, but I can improvise...
Louis: NOOO!!
Me: I'm joking. But yeah, lets call it a night
Louis: Night
Niall: Night. Louis turn off ur flashlight.
Me: 😏
Niall: Oh shit
Me: I got all I need when I got you and I
I look around me, and see a sweet life
I'm stuck in the dark but you're my flashlight
You're getting me, getting me, through the night
Kick start my heart when you shine it in my eyes
Can't lie, it's a sweet life
Stuck in the dark but you're my flashlight
You're getting me, getting me, through the night
'Cause you're my flashlight (flashlight)
You're my flashlight (flashlight), you're my flashlight
Louis: #Louisisstillconfusedthisisanissue
Niall: Night for good
Me: So ur not gonna wake up?
Niall: Imma not say it because if no do ur gonna do the song lyrics thingy again
Louis: zzz zzz
Niall: Louis is passed out on the couch next to me
Me: Do me a favor?
Niall: Anything love?
Me: Take a sharpie and draw and "x" over each eyelid. That's all.
Niall: Done. I would send u a pic but its dark and the flash from the camera will wake him up as well as turning on the lights
Me: Its Okay. I like how when I go to sleep ur the last person I talk to and think of and ur the first when I wake up
Niall: *puts hand to heart in a girly manner* That like totally means the world to me. Thanks girlfriend
Me: *snaps fingers in face* I aint yo girlfriend
Niall: 😂. K, night Elise
Me: Night ni ni
A/N: Do yal ship #Nelise?
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