Me: YOU ACTUALLY SENT THE CHOCOLATES???? I WAS TOTALLY JOKING ABOUT THAT
Niall: Of course I sent the chocolates
Me: Wait you wrote a note too! Your handwriting is better than mine, this is plain unfair.
Niall: You like the note
Me: "Dear Elise, we have been friends for quite sometime and it has been a great joy to get to know you. You have made me smile when I felt sad and laugh when I was angry so I wanted to return the feeling of joy to you. I know how much you love your chocolate so here you go. A whole box of it. There is a piece to repesent the amount of times you have made me happy each day. I love you lots -niall"
Niall: Oh gosh, why'd you type it?
Me: Niall there's like 50 pieces of chocolate here
Niall: Each one represents a day
Me: But we've only known each other for like 50 days
Niall: Exactly
Me: I LOVE YOU NIALL WHAT-EVER-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-IS HORAN!!!!!!
Niall: *chuckles* its James
Me: I love it. I LOVE YOU NIALL JAMES HORAN AKA MY IRISH UNICORN AKA MR. POTATO AKA BLONDIE AKA MY LOVER WHO GAVE ME CHOCOLATES!!!!
Niall: So I'm your lover now?😏
Me: I love you.
Niall: I love you too
Me: I was talking to the chocolates
Niall: Oh....
Me: But I love you too my Blondie
Niall: 😊
Me: Imma stuff my face now
Niall: Did you not just throw up like 10 hours ago?
Me: I did but I want to eat these
Niall: *in warning voice* Elise
Me: Okay dad *rolls eyes*
Louis: Hey!!!!
Me: Oh hey Lewis
Louis: Firstly, I am ur dad and second its LOUIS
Me: kk. Lewis. Its got a nice ring to it
Niall: This conversation sounds slightly familiar
Me: Haha oh right N-E-I-L
Niall: *rolls eyes*
Louis: Its LOUIS!!! L-O-U-I-S
Me: Its LEWIS!!!! L-E-W-I-S
Louis: *Flips off*
Me: Oh how mature dad
Niall: How long have you been there Lou?
Louis: Not for long....
In other chat without Niall and Elise (no one's pov)
Harry: DO NOT BLOW THIS LOUIS!!!
Louis: IM TRYING!!!!
Liam: Do they know we've been spying on them?
Zayn: Youve been gone a while Lou
Liam: GO BACK!!! GO BACK!!!!
In other chat
Niall: Lou? Where are you now?
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Texting Niall Horan???
Fanfiction"yo bitch who do you think you are stealing ma popcorn?!?"-me "um what?"-unknown "shit, Jessie changed her number. Sorry bout that"-me "no problem"-unknown "want to chat?"- unknown "how do I know if you're a stalker?"-me "I guess you'll just have to...
