Texting Niall Horan???

Chapter 3

Mr. Potato: Hey

Mr. Potato: Heyy

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Mr. Potato: Heyyyy

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Mr. Potato: Are you there?

Mr. Potato: Elise? You alive?

Mr. Potato: HEYYYYYYYYYYYY

Me: WHAT???

Mr. Potato: Hi

Me: You did all that just to say hi?

Mr. Potato: yes

Me: YOU SPAMMED ME AT WORK JUST TO SAY HI???

Mr. Potato: Uhh, yes.

Me: ugh, hi...

Mr. Potato: I miss you.

Me: its been 3 hours.

Mr. Potato: I'm bored.

Me: And I'm at work

Mr. Potato: What are you doing?

Me: Trying to work

Mr. Potato: Whatcha ya working on? A new song?

Me: No, I'm working on my sermon for this week because I'm an 18 year old pastor on the weekends.

Mr. Potato: What?? Are you joking?

Me: No shit Sherlock. But I'm not writing on a new song. Justin Beiber wants me too check a song of his.

Mr. Potato: Cool.

Me: Shouldn't you be working?

Mr. Potato: I'm on the bus.

Me: What bus?

Mr. Potato: My tour bus

Me: What?

Mr. Potato: I've told you many times that I'm a singer.

Me: Oh. Okay.

Mr. Potato's contact name has be changed to Irish singer.

Irish Singer:  I'm in a boy band

Me:  Yuck *throws up dramatically*

Irish Singer's contact name has been changed to Boybander

Boybander: What?

Me: I don't really like boybands.

Boybander: What? Why?

Me: They're shallow, sing horribly most of the times, and are jackasses.

Boybander: Umm, okay that's just a shot to the heart.

Me: AND YOU'RE TO BLAME! YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME! I PLAY MY PART AND YOU PLAY YOUR GAME, YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!

Boybander: Are you done?

Me: Yes.

Boybander: Okay well you were totally stereotyping boy bands and my band is nothing like this.