Niall: Elise?
Me: Yes Niall?
Niall: YOU'RE HERE!!!
Me: Of course I am. I'm lying on the floor with my phone plugged to the charger texting you
Niall: Why r u on the floor?
Me: Cramps
Niall: Again?
Me: Yes Niall.
Niall: Anyways, HAPPY 3 MONTHS!!!!
Me: What?
Niall: Its been 3 months that we've been sexting now
Me: Ummm what???
Niall: Shit! I meant texting!
Me: Its cool
Niall: So??
Me: Oh, HAPPY 3 MONTHS!!!
Niall: So much has happened in these 3 months
Me: I know. I broke my leg
Niall: What????
Me: Yeah. Also why I'm on the floor. I broke it last night and tried to walk on it this morning. Not smart. I called my friend and she's coming over to take my to the hospital
Niall: Dang it Elise! What happened? R u okay?
Me: I mean if you call lying on the floor huddled in a ball, with a broken leg, texting on the phone "okay" then I'm fine
Niall: What happened?
Me: Extreme sex.
Niall: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Me: I'm joking. I was playing Just Dance by myself and I got stupid
Niall: Stupid how?
Me: Well I did gymnastics when I was younger but quit when I was 12 to do dance and I'm 18 now and its been 6 years since I last did a standing back tuck...
Niall: Oh sheesh. Yeah that's stupid
Me: Yeah. So how are you?
Niall: I'm still recovering from when I thought you had extreme sex
Me: Awww, you jealous little Lepharcun
Niall: I just don't want you to get hurt
Me: If it was you I dont think that's what you would be thinking about at the time
Niall: True. But still.
Me: Only you Ni ni
Niall: You'll only have sex with me?
Me: WTF??? NO!!!! GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEAD YOU DIRTY MINDED LEPHARCUN!!!!!!
Niall: Then what did you mean????
Me: *sighs* You really are clueless
Niall: I love that movie!
Me: I've never seen it
Niall: Wtf!! You have to watch it!!!
Me: Meh
Niall: When's ur friend getting there?
Me: Well it should be a 20 minute car drive but this is LA during morning traffic so it'll take her 45 minutes to an hour to get here.
Niall: How long has it been?
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Texting Niall Horan???
Fanfiction"yo bitch who do you think you are stealing ma popcorn?!?"-me "um what?"-unknown "shit, Jessie changed her number. Sorry bout that"-me "no problem"-unknown "want to chat?"- unknown "how do I know if you're a stalker?"-me "I guess you'll just have to...
