Irish Unicorn: Morning
Me: Woot Woot!!
Irish Unicorn: Why are you so happy?
Me: I'm back babyyyyy!!
Irish Unicorn: In LA?
Me: No in Mexico
Irish Unicorn: 😒
Me: AHHHHHH!!!! I HAVE FOOD!!!!
Irish Unicorn: ME TOO!!! SEND ME A PIC!!
Me:
Irish Unicorn: LUCKYYYYYYYYY!!!! THAT COOKIE IS BIGGER THAN UR FACE! I AM SO JEALOUS!!
Me: HAHA U BETTER BE!
Irish Unicorn:
Me: lucky!!!
Irish Unicorn: Yeah. Louis took the photo
Irish Unicorn added Louis back into the chat
Louis: Hello!
Me: ITS ME! HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEE! I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMESSSSSS
Irish Unicorn: Not this again
Louis: #louisisseriouslystillconfused
Me: soooooo, how's life?
Louis: Horrible. Niall's eating all the food.
Me: That sounds like a male version of me😂
Louis: Niall is taking ma pancakes
Me: NIALL, LEAVE LOUIS PANCAKES ALONE!!
Louis: Thanks El but sheesh that's weird. I call my girlfriend el.
Me: Thats fine. My friends usually call me E.
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