Me: I woke up this morning
Niall: And I'm glad. I wouldn't know what to do without you
Me: What? Oh thanks but I wasn't finished. I woke up this morning to find that I bled through my maxi pad and onto my white sheets
Niall: Ouch. I'm sorry
Me: They're in the wash now. I hope that they can make it out alive
Niall: ....
Me: I had to throw away my sleep shorts and underwear because they were too bloody.
Niall: Ummmm, Elise....
Me: Luckily it didn't get through to my mattress because underneath my bed sheets I have an extra layer of fabric just in case.
Niall: I'm getting uncomfortable
Me: Oh yeah. Sorry I forgot
Niall: About what? That I'm a guy? No its just uncomfortable how easily you talk about this stuff
Me: It's life. And I forgot that you have a dick and not a vagina
Niall: Ummmmm...
Me: Oh sorry, do you not have one?
Niall: WHAT? I HAVE A DICK
Me: Oh okay. For a second I was like "ummmmm"
Niall: That was me this whole time
Me: I'm an open book. I have lots of chapters, lots of empty pages and am unfinished story
Niall: Can be apart of your story?
Me: Oh my sweet little Ni ni, you already are
Niall: AWEEE💗
Me: Love you too Ni
Niall: Can I ask you something?
Me: Shoot
Niall: Should I dye my hair lilac?
Me: Ummm, a random color but you do you dude
Niall: Dude, ha, such an American word
Me: What's an Irish word?
Niall: Lad is I guess
Me: Cool
Niall: So...
Me: So....
Niall: So.....
Me: So......
Niall: So.......
Me: So........
Niall: *smirks* Maybe "so" can be our "always"
Me: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT?!?!?
Niall: Oh but I just did
Me: Fine
Niall: Fine
Me: FiNe
Niall: FiNe
Me: FiNE
Niall: FiNE
Me: FINE
Niall: FINE
Me: *smirks* maybe "fine" will be our "always"
Niall: Line stealer
Me: I stole all but 1 word so its not ur exact line
Niall: Still tho
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Texting Niall Horan???
Fanfiction"yo bitch who do you think you are stealing ma popcorn?!?"-me "um what?"-unknown "shit, Jessie changed her number. Sorry bout that"-me "no problem"-unknown "want to chat?"- unknown "how do I know if you're a stalker?"-me "I guess you'll just have to...
