Me: HOSANNA HOSANNA HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST!!!!!
Irish Unicorn: What?
Me: Nvm. You must be non religious
Irish Unicorn: I'm Catholic
Me: When was the last time you went to service/mass that wasnt for a wedding or funeral?
Irish Unicorn: ...
Me: When was the last time you touched a bible?
Irish Unicorn: No comment
Me: YOU DISGRACE!!!! Jk, but seriously, I'm not even Catholic but next time we meet I'm being you to church
Irish Unicorn: Why don't you just prepare a short sermon for me?
Me: I can do that! Not officially but i'll ask my dad to help me
Irish Unicorn: Do you call ur dad "dad" or "stepdad"?
Me: "dad" because he's my dad just not blood related.
Irish Unicorn: I hate life
Me: Why? Don't tell me it me because if you do I'm leaving this chat
Irish Unicorn: What? No, its not u. Management wants me to get a girlfriend😔
Me: Cant help u there bud. No offense but ur not very likeable..
Irish Unicorn: What?!?!
Me: haha jk😂. But yeah good luck with that
Irish Unicorn: I have to bring her to the Avengers movie premiere...
Me: IM GOING TO THAT! A WUT WUT!! YEAH! A WOOT WOOT!
Irish Unicorn: Glad someone's happy
Me:
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Irish Unicorn: Uhhh
Me: Me in the dressing room😂. I can totally meme myself😂. Jk it was me during a music video break. I was messing around with the stuff
Irish Unicorn: No comment. Nvm I do comment, ur a weirdo
Me: SHITTTTT
Irish Unicorn: What?
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, nothing.....
Irish Unicorn: What?
Me: Nothing......
Irish Unicorn: Tell me
Me: You don't want to know
Irish Unicorn: Yes I do
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