Me: What would happen if I committed suicide suddenly? Would u care?
Niall: WTF?!?!? ELISE DO NOT DO IT! I LOVE YOU!
Me: Okay so you do care
Niall: Why wouldn't I?
Me: Because it was a dare
Niall: What?
Me: Oh sorry. I'm playing truth or dare with my friends. I have other friends besides you ya know
Niall: *snorts* Who?
Me: My friend Rowan and me
Niall: Is Rowan a guy or girl?
Me: A girl Ni. She's studying law.
Niall: Cool.
Me: Anyways. I'm bored. Rowan fell asleep. Add the boys in.
Niall has added Harry, Louis, Liam and Zayn back into the chat
Me: ¡Hola!
Louis: Uh huh good morning to you too?
Liam: Idiot. Its 10 at night
Harry: Halo
Zayn: Uh sup?
Niall: ¡Hola!
Me: Ah, ¿tú hablas español? (Do you speak Spanish)
(A/N: I am currently still learning Spanish at my school. In in Spanish 3 and after 3 it goes to 4 then to ap which is equivalent to a college class but please excuse some of my mistakes. This must be cringy for you native Spanish speakers)
Niall: ¡Sí! ¿Cómo estás? (Yes, how are you?)
Me: Estoy bien porque estoy hablando con tú ahora. (I am good because I'm talking to you now)
Niall: Aweee
Harry: Cut the crap. What are you bad mouthing about us in Spanish?
Zayn: Yeah
Niall: Nothing
Me: I wanna change ur contact names. Imma give yal nicknames. Say something or do something to give me inspiration
Louis: Luke, I am your father
Niall: *rolls eyes* cause that doesn't get old at all
Louis: *sticks tongue out*
Elise has changed Louis' contact name to Dadd
Liam: Mail. I still don't like it
Me: Fine. I'll call u Payne train
Liam: But then it makes me sound like I beat people up for fun
Me: It makes you sound like a badass, ur welcome
Elise has changed Liam's contact name to Payne Train
Zayn: Ie don't know
Me: Hello zaynie
Zayn: That works
Me: Teehee
Dadd: YOU WATCH RYAN HIGA TOO??
Me: HECK YA!!! HE IS MA MAN!!! MA MAIN ASIAN!!! WOOT WOOT!!
Elise has changed Zayn's contact name to Zaynie
Harry: Knock knock
Payne train: oh gosh
Dadd: Get out while u can!
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