Ni ni: Tonight is the night!!!
Me: You are aware that we are not going to see each other right?
Ni ni: A guy can dream
Me: No, its the other way around, "a girl and dream"
Dadd: A guy can dream too
Me: All a guy dreams of is doing the dirty with every hot girl they see
Payne Train: I take offense to that
Itellbadjokes: Same here!
Zaynie: *narrows eyes at harry* Really dude?
Itellbadjokes: *throws hands up in air* Okay, so i am a dirty thinker sometimes
Dadd: *mutters more like all the time*
Itellbadjokes: Excuse me? Is there something you would all like to confess to me?
Me: Harry is a pervert
Ni ni: *starts laughing hysterically*
Dadd: Niall just fell off the couch because he was laughing so much
Itellbadjokes: I AM NOT A PERVERT
Me: Sure, sure
Zaynie: He's not a pervert
Itellbadjokes: Thank you Zayn
Payne Train: He just has a perverted teenage mind
Itellbadjokes: I spoke too soon
Zaynie: Hopefully all will go away in time
Ni ni: My sides hurt from laughing so much
Me: That's adorable how you hurt yourself from laughing. It's actually more sad than adorable but its probably funny too
Dadd: I got it on video
Me: Send it to me plz
Ni ni: Really Elise?
Me: Nvm, dont send it to me. *whisper texts: send it to me on our other chat*
Dadd: *whisper texts: k*
Ni ni: *glares then sighs* Why do I have to be so embarrassing
Payne Train: Nialler, you're adorable, not embarrassing. Embarrassing is Harry constantly falling on stage.
Itellbadjokes: Hey!
Zaynie: That is true. Niall is just a blonde, irish bundle of cuteness and Harry is well, Harry
Itellbadjokes: I take offense to that!
Ni ni: Geez, thanks guys
Me: Have you seen me in public? Gosh i am the very definition of embarrassing. Not many people can trip over air but i have a talent
Dadd: You trip over air?
Me: *shrugs* What can I say? its a talent
Payne Train: Are you okay?
Me: Idk, the doctors haven't been able to figure that out yet
Dadd: Yeah same with Harry
Itellbadjokes: Hey!!!
Zaynie: That is too true
Itellbadjokes: You all are meanies, imma go get something to eat
Ni ni: Bring me back food too!
Me: And me!
Dadd: You don't live near us
Me: But a girl can dream
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