Me: WOOHOO!! THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME! HE WAS LIKE "AH MAN!" AND THEN HULK SMASHED HIM LIKE A DOLL! LIKE I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS WITH LAUGHTER! EXCEPT I WASNT WEARING PANTS BECAUSE I WAS IN A DRESS
Louis: That part was sick👌
Liam: I laughed so hard
Niall: Loki's face was so funny
Harry: I dont get it
Me: Way to ruin the movie Harry
Harry: What did I do?
Me: Get out!👉
Harry: What?
Elise has removed Harry from the chat
Zayn: Ur overreacting a bit
Liam: Yeah
Me: That movie was awesome and if he didn't get it then he's a knucklehead
Niall: Oh Elise
Me: Watch it Blondie
Louis: So what did me wittle daughter wear tonight?
Me: Nothing.
Liam: What?
Me: Yeah I just streaked through the whole thing
Niall: WHAT?!
Me: The guy sitting next to me was very uncomfortable. I could tell he was stealing glances tho
Niall: WHAT?!?!?!?
Zayn: R u for real?
Me: HECK NO! YOU BOYS HAVE VERY DIRTY MINDS IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS FOR REAL!!
Niall: I nearly had a heart attack
Me: Isnt that like one of your songs?
Louis: You listen to our music?
Me: Ni ni forced me to look yal up so meh
Liam: Ni ni?
Zayn: *raises eyebrow*
Louis: *coughs smirks coughs*
Niall: #niallisconfused
Louis: Hey! Thats my thing! *huffs and crosses arms*
Me: *pats head* poor poor baby
Louis: Arent I supposed to be ur dad?
Me: You never said u were a good one
Louis: *puts hand to heart* I take offense
Liam: Look at Harry
Zayn: HAHAHAHA
Me: I can't exactly "look"
Niall: Harry is desperately trying to find ur number in his phone so he can get revenge but he has a lot of numbers
Louis: and he didnt save ur name to urs so he's trying to remember what he put you under
Liam: Wasnt it like sassy 104
Me: I'm 104? I should be 1 or no number at all
Zayn: Not to Harry
Me: So he doesnt have my number saved?
Louis: Nah
Me: Imma text him. If I'm like "sassy 104" then he'll think I'm one of his one night stand girls trying to get him
Louis: PRANK HIM FOR ME GURL
Liam: *facepalms* this is not going to go well
Me: K, imma do it. Later.
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Texting Niall Horan???
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