-2 weeks later-
Me: Argh!!!!!
Niall: Yes captain?
Me: What? No, not that type of argh. I mean that i won't be able to meet you tomorrow at your concert.
Niall: Wait what?
Me: I have to fly to Canada to help JB with some more stuff.
Niall: When's ur flight?
Me: Tonight.
Niall: Argh!
Me: Who's the captain under the sea?
Niall: Spongebob square pants!
Me: Spongebobbbbbbb Square Pantsssssss harg ha ha harg!
Niall: Wtf was that?
Me: You try typing the end creepy laugh
Niall: I'm bummed I won't be able to meet you tho.
Me: Me too.
Niall: This gives you more time to study our songs tho!
Me: ....
Niall: You have been studying our songs right?
Me: In my defense I have a life.
Niall: Elise!!
Me: *throws hands in air innocently* I have work and work and work and sleep and most importantly eating.
Niall: How much do you eat anyways.
Me: My entire dinner.
Niall: that's not very impressive
Me: plus your entire dinner. And all your bandmate's entire dinners.
Niall: .....
Me: Give me an hour and a half to recover from all that food and then I go on a 10 mile jog.
Niall: Do you work out too?
Me: Yeah. My metabolism is pretty good but I still have to work out to keep an 'image'
Niall: I get it. I have to work out too. It takes a lot of endurance to run around on stage and sing.
Me: Ugh, you poor baby *pats on head*
Niall: I am not a baby *huffs angrily and crosses arms*
Me: sure. But I'm cure you'd make a cute one.
Niall: Did you just call me cute eh?
Me: *rolls eyes* everyone is cute as a baby. And I called you cute when you were a baby.
Niall: babe?
Me: Fuck off Harry.
Niall: Woah, at least buy me dinner first.
Me: Yo! Watch it, that's my line!
Niall: So ur the girl Niall's been texting eh?
Me: oh niall talks about me?
Niall: he won't shut up about you. When he's not talking bout u he's on his phone texting and smiling.
Me: I wish I could slap that smirk right off of his face
Niall: Why would u do that?
Me: For my own amusement duh!
Niall: A bit sassy r we now?
Niall adds 123-4567 and 135-2468 to the chat
Niall: I added my number
Me: So ur not Harry?
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