Me: BROOOOOOO
Niall: What?
Me: I NEED MAJOR HELP!!!
Niall: Is your leg okay???
Me: What?
Niall: Your leg...
Me: Oh right. My broken leg. I actually got the cast off yesterday but I'm still gonna wait another 2 weeks before I go back to dance.
Niall: That's awesome! That u got ur cast off
Me: Right
Niall: So what did u mess up?
Me: I DROPPED MY BURRITO ON THE GROUND!!!!!
Niall: Ummm
Me: I WAS TRANSFERING IT FROM THE HEATING UP PLATE TO MY EATING PLATE AND I DROPPED IT ON THE GROUND
Niall: I'm sorry for ur loss?
Me: What? Oh I'm still eating it
Niall: But u dropped it
Me: And imma reheat it so it kills any germs. I don't walk with shoes in my apartment. Its socks or barefoot
Niall: Oh okay. So less germs on the floor
Me: ¡Sí!
Niall: Yay!
Me: Tell me a secret
Niall: Why?
Me: Because I want to get to know you better, duh
Niall: I bleach my hair blonde
Me: I know that.
Niall: Really?
Me: Dude, ur roots are very brown and your tips are very blonde. But you look adorable in it so keep it going👌
Niall: Okay haha. Ummm, I get homesick a lot. Which sucks because I can't exactly pack up and go back to Ireland
Me: That sucks. Yeah, I kinda moved away from my parents. They live in LA but in another part. They still have my childhood home in Pennsylvania tho.
Niall: Okay. Tell me a secret now
Me: I've always dreamed of performing.
Niall: So why don't you? You're an amazing songwriter
Me: ??
Niall: I may have tracked down ur manager and he told me what songs you've written and who has them
Me: That's not stalkerish at all
Niall: Oh geez not again
Me: STALKER ALERT!!!
Niall: Shut up!!!
Me: Oh puhlease, you love being a stalker
Niall: As if!
Me: I don't perform because I have stage fright. I like to- no love to dream about one day performing but I freeze up and stutter when I'm on stage
Niall: I can relate
Me: But you literally perform in front of thousands of fans
Niall: I know. I still get stage fright but it helps having my 4 best friends up there with me
Me: That woukd be nice. I dont have a lot of friends. Well I mean I have friends, just not thousands
Niall: What do you mean?
Me: Do you not consider your fans your friends? I mean they take the time to get to know you-what you like and dislike, your personality, etc. I mean I would.
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Texting Niall Horan???
Fanfiction"yo bitch who do you think you are stealing ma popcorn?!?"-me "um what?"-unknown "shit, Jessie changed her number. Sorry bout that"-me "no problem"-unknown "want to chat?"- unknown "how do I know if you're a stalker?"-me "I guess you'll just have to...
