Louis: Okay, Niall's okay.
Me: So what happened?
Louis: So I walked into the pet store and when Niall didn't respond to our texts then I ran around the store looking for him.
Me: Okay I get that
Louis: Then I see him lying in a dog bed, on the floor, holding some dog toy that's shaped like a mouse
Me: Wth??
Louis: I know right? Anyways I try and take the thing out from his arms and he stirs and says "No! Not Wallice!".
Me: So Wallice is a stuffed mouse dog toy?
Louis: Yes.
Me: I'm very concerned for his drunk state
Louis: Aren't we all?
Me: Okay continue.
Louis: So I hand him back his toy and literally drag him up to his feet. And he's so wasted he couldnt even walk so I had to carry him out but I had to stop by the register and pay for that frickin toy.
Me: HAHAHAHA!! You wasted money on that thing? 😂😂😂. This is gold
Louis: IT FRICKIN COSTED $20!!! FOR A STUPID LITTLE CHEW TOY FOR A DOG! LIKE WTF
Me: I told you that place is over priced
Louis: Anyways we got back outside and I threw niall in the backseat with Wallice, buckled him in and drove him to the hotel.
Me: Why r yal staying at a hotel? Aren't most of yal from England?
Louis: We're in London. None of us are from London. Its like you staying in a hotel in America and us being like "well arent you from America?"
Me: True. But America is wayyyy bigger than England.
Louis: Very true. Texas is bigger than out entire country landwise.
Me: I love Texas Barbeque. Its sooooo good
Louis: Hm, I've never had it
Me: I'll have to take you one day
Louis: I'd like that
Me: What were we talking about again?
Louis: I don't remember
Me: *scrolls up* Oh yeah, drunk Niall
Louis: Oh right. So when we got to the hotel Paul came out and together we brought Niall to his room.
Me: Okay. What about Wallice?
Louis: She was in his arms the entire time.
Me: Awww
Louis: Anyways we got to his room and Harry needed some help of Paul left Niall with me and I had to deal with him.
Me: Okayyyy
Louis: So all of a sudden Niall was awak and he ran to the bathroom, dropping Wallice
Me: Probably to puke
Louis: Yeah he did. Except he didn't make it to the toilet when he did
Me: Oof
Louis: Yeah and I had to clean it up. So I went to comfort Niall as he puked then onve he finished and went to sleep I put Wallice in his arms and then was up for most of the night cleaning up his puke with a maid.
Me: A maid?
Louis: Yeah I asked for some cleaning supplies and this nice, middle-aged maid offered to help so we were up talkingand cleaning for like 5 hours.
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