"yo bitch who do you think you are stealing ma popcorn?!?"-me
"um what?"-unknown
"shit, Jessie changed her number. Sorry bout that"-me
"no problem"-unknown
"want to chat?"- unknown
"how do I know if you're a stalker?"-me
"I guess you'll just have to...
Me: Ugh!! Why do you have to be so charming? I'm trying to be mad here!
Irish Unicorn: At me?
Me: No! Not at you! At JB, he's being a frickin asshole right now!
Irish Unicorn: Do I need to beat someone up for you?
Me: What no! Its just that he wants to have this certain tempo in the song but that will mess the entire song up and so I tell him to write a new one and he says 'excuse me? This is my song and you will do as I please' and I'm all like 'ITS MY SONG YOU DOOF!'
Irish Unicorn: sheesh. And too think I looked up to him.
Me: Oh come on Blondie, we all know that you still do
Irish Unicorn: Blondie?
Me: A huh
Irish Unicorn: Please don't tell me that's what my contact name is.
Me: Nope, this is. I smile everytime I see it
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Irish Unicorn: Really? And I thought ur bubbles were green before?
Me: I changed my settings (a/n: I got bored of green and changed it to blue because blue is more realistic or so I think. Ive never had an iphone so I wouldnt know)
Irish Unicorn: want to know what my contact name for you is?
Me: Preacher E?
Irish Unicorn: Haha no. I changed it
Me: Should I wanna know?
Irish Unicorn: Yes.
Me: Bring it on child
Irish Unicorn:
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Me: That's a horse not a Pegasus dipshit
Irish Unicorn: Whatever. It was the closest thing I had emoji wise
