My New Home (A Gravity Falls Fanfic)

Chapter 17

Time to conclude that sorta mystery I left last chapter.

"Hush little baby don't say a word Mama's gonna buy you a," said Veronica, "a, buy you a pooh bear toy."

Mikey is seen sleeping in Veronica's arms.

Veronica slowly places Mikey in his Bassinet, and steps a way for a second, only for Mikey to whine.

"Well looks like someone isn't getting a Pooh Bear," said Veronica.

Veronica places a Pacifier in Mikey's mouth. Mikey spits it out, hitting Veronica in the head, and continues crying.

"Ow, its official, Dipper and Mabel were the easy ones," said Veronica.

Mikey continues crying.

"What to do? What to do?" Veronica asked herself.

Veronica Groans in agony.

"Screw it," said Veronica.

Veronica rumages threw a bag full of presents from her baby shower and pulls out a Pooh Bear plushie.

"Here is Pooh Bear," said Veronica.

Veronica places Pooh Bear on Mikey.

Mikey stops crying. Mikey then hugs the toy.

"Oh Bother," said the toy.

Mikey starts laughing, then he falls asleep hugging the toy.

"Winnie the Pooh, helping babies sleep since 1924," said Veronica.

2 hours later:

Dipper and Mabel are seen entering the house.

"I'm telling you for the last time Mabel," said Dipper, "Wakanda isn't real."

"Then why is it in the news?" Mabel asked.

"Oh Mabel I know you hate nerds but it doesn't hurt to pick up a comic book," said Dipper.

"I don't hate nerds," said Mabel, "if I did I would have let those bullies keep you those wedgies."

Veronica then comes downstairs.

"Well I checked your birth certificates," said Veronica.

"Well?" Dipper asked.

"You're younger than Mabel," said Veronica.

"Haha," said Mabel.

Dipper groans.

*dead silent*

"Why isn't Mikey crying?" Mabel asked.

"He made a new friend from the Hundred Acre Wood," said Veronica, "who he keeps hugging."

"Whatever," said Mabel, "I'm going to jump on my bed for fun now."

Mabel runs upstairs and towards her room, when she stops and noticed the family filing cabinet in their parents bedroom is open.

"What the?" Mabel asked herself.

Mabel noticed two pieces of paper are out of a folder.

Mabel walks toward the papers and reads one of them.

"Mabel Veronica Pines, Date of Birth, August 31st, 12:43am PST," said Mabel. (I'm ignoring the year because if it were set after the show then they would've been listening to the music of the 'future' as in Marshmello wasn't a thing in 2012/3)

"Well that answers what time I was born," said Mabel.

"Mason Alexander Pines, Date of Birth: August 31st, 12:38 am," said Mabel, "WAIT WHAT!"