Tmnt X Reader (Insert)

Cafè Catastrophy

After that terrible night, you woke up in pain. But being the strong independent persona such as yourself, you still made it to work.

*time skip to half way through work*

Through all of this hard work, your behavior started to slip. You started slouching, mumbling your words, answering with sarcasm and attitude. Well it wasn't your fault. Miss Cranky Pants from yesterday made you this way.
DING DING went the door bell.
You slowly looked up, your eyes widened when yours met those of a demon. Said Cranky Pants just entered your safe haven.
Attitude levels have peaked. CODE RED! I repeat CODE RED!
She sauted up to the counter. Her smirk told me that she hadn’t finished what she started.
(Cp=Cranky Pants)
(Y=You)

Cp- "1 mocha làtte"
Y- "Would you like low fat cream?
Cp- "Are you calling me fat!?"
Y- "No. Is that 3 sugars?"
That's what people usually get.
Cp- "Are you trying to give me diabetes!?"
Y- "No. Is that all today?"
Cp- "Were you expecting me to get more?!"
Y- "No. That's $3.95"
Cp- "Do you think money grows on trees?!"
Y- "No. Is that cash?"
Cp- "You think I can't afford a card!?"
Y- "No. Would you like a reciept?"
Cp- "Why do I need stupid paper? Are you trying to make me angry?!"
Y- "No."
Cp- "Stop saying 'no' unless you wanna get hit!"
Y- "No."

I smirked at her fuming reaction. It felt nice to see her like this. Like seriously, she should give up.

Oh gosh everyone's staring!

Cp- "Do you wanna go for round 2?!"
Y- "No."
Cp- "STOP SAYING-"
Y- "No?"
Cp- "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Y- *chuckles*
Cp- "You think this is funny!?"
Y- "N-"

SLAP!

Cp- "And there's plenty more where that came fro-"

SLAP!

OH GOD! I hit the beast....um woops? reflexes?

Y- "Get out of my café before I call the police!"

"Y/N!" Yelled a very angry manager.

You flinched so hard that you fell over. Glaring towards the voice as you stood up and saw the manger.

M- "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!"
Y- "Teaching Miss Cranky Pants not to mess with me."
M- "DO YOU MEAN MY DAUGHTER!?"
Y- "D-Daughter?

Miss Cranky Pants had the audacity to smirk at me.

Y- "Sir this is a m-misunderstanding I-"
M- "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF IT! GET OUT OF MY SHOP YOUR FIRED!"
Y- "B-but sir" Your voice cracking.
M- "Out!"
Y- "I need this jo-"
M- "OUT!"

You ran full sprint out the door as she cackled at your retreating figure.

When you got to your apartment building, you ran to your floor. Tears running down your face.

Not only did I just loose my job, but my safe haven aswell. You worked there for 2 whole years and it just blew up in your face because you tried to defend yourself.

When you got to your door there was a note tapped to the door.
It said 'Miss (L/N), your apartment has been evicted because you are not wanted in this building anymore. All your belongings have been placed at the bottom of the staircase for your arrival. Sorry, not sorry'

WHAT! WAIT WAIT WAIT! WHAAAAAT!!!!

You ran down the stairs. Nothing was there before. When you got there, there was still nothing of yours in sight.
It's been stollen!

What now?
No job. No place to stay. No friends or family. Nothing.

Oh well,  I guess I'll just go for a walk.