Their pick up line

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Harry: If You were a transformer you'd be Optimus fine.

Ron: baby I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Neville: I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Draco: Are you a beaver? Cuz dam.

Cedric: If You were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

Dean: Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin.

Seamus: I'm not a hipster but I could make your hips stir.

Oliver: is that the sun coming up, Or is it just you lighting up my world?

Fred: I'm not Fred flinestone but I can make your bed rock.

George: do you have a shovel? Cause I'm digging that ass.

Tom: Can I tie your shoes? Cause I can't have you falling for anyone else.

Newt: I'm no photographer but I could picture us together.

Credence: Do you have a plaster? Cause I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

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