Drunk texts

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Harry: "I may be the chozen one but I Choochoochooze you."

Ron: "guess whatsjsv? I'm the king."

Neville: "Plants are so cool mann they just grow like lil tiny hoomans...we should make a hooman."

Draco: "🐍 Slytherin to your pantzzzz."

Cedric: "Weyheyhey letz Get nakey."

Dean: " Woayoure hot let's makw out."

Seamus: "dude I'm a leprechaun."

Oliver: "Imma teach you to play quidditch so I can say you rode my broomstick.😁"

Fred: "ohmagaswd I love to I sho much bady."

George: "cmere inwanna hug youuuu."

Tom: "do u vanna have sexy time wit me."

Newt: "Oh crap I csnnab find the demiguise." "Ohxfound it."

Credence: "I'm fuzzy and confusxdied What iz this liquid."

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