Playing Innocent?

You won't believe the day I've had

Taehyung pov:

Incoming call from Jin:

Taehyung: Hello

Jin: Haii Tae! How is your 1st day of the heat going

Taehyung: Oh you won't believe what I've went through

Jin: Ooooo spill the ta- I mean Tea

Taehyung: OW!

Jin: Ehhh?? What happen

Jin: My baby!!

Taehyung: I spilled my cold drink ;-;

Jin: Are u serious.

Taehyung: Does it look like I'm joking

Jin: Does it look like I can see?

Taehyung: No-

Jin: Exactly. Tell me about what happened

Taehyung: Okay so it all started in the morning...

-Flashback-

So I woke up extremely hot. It felt like I was dying so I hoped out of bed to get a cold drink. After that, I went back to the bathroom and took a cold shower to cool down.

The cold water helped my pp stay down as well so aye!! So after that I went back to my room and got dressed in a tank top and some shorts and went out-

Jin: Wait a minute

Jin: Wait a goddamn minute.

Taehyung: What?

Jin: So you want to tell me you went out, dressed in summer clothing?

Taehyung: Yes-

Jin: In this type of cold?? It's 36 degrees outside?!

Jin: What's wrong with you??

Jin: I swear child, you need to use your head sometimes!

Taehyung: Mom!!!

Taehyung: I'm hot, what do you expect me to do

Taehyung: Please

Taehyung: Don't interrupt me when I'm talking

Jin: Oh my lord

Jin: U finna get sick

Jin: But continue

Yea so I went out and bought a cooler and ice. When I got back no one was home, so it was just me. Hehehehe~

I went to my room and hoped on my bed. I pulled out my laptop and went to this website that is the best website ever.

It starts with a 'P ' ends with an '-Ornhub' I found this really good video and started watching it.

I slid my hand in my pants and started stroking my di-

Jin: Okay, okay, okay