"ZDRASTVUYTE. I'm Russia," Russia said. "Where is the home of the most significant technological achievements? One must be dumb not to name me. Who has the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons in the world? Who has the largest tank force in the world? If this is fighting against the aliens, then I'm ready to offer my life in battle," Russia boldly said. She's a woman known for her fidelity and toughness.
"Whoop," her siblings cheered. At that moment, the African family returned to the court. It looked like Algeria has slightly recovered from the pain.
Canada took over. "Okay, that one was lit and suggesting power. Right, guys?"
"Yes," everyone agreed, impressed by Russia's leadership, not to mention some who felt insecure and intimidated.
"Any comments? Violent reactions?" Canada provoked and the court was filled with noise. Then, Canada said a thought-provoking phrase: This is not about beauty and fame; it's about fighting the aliens!
Different ideas were exchanged, and when Canada passed the mic to the supremos, here's a compilation of what they said:
Mexico: We will teach the aliens how to sing!
Spain: We'll teach them how to dance fandango
Korea: We will teach them how to sing and dance
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UK: We will throw them in the dungeon
Italy: I'll prepare my gladiators to kick their ass in the Colosseum
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China: I'll fight them using Kung Fu
Thailand: Mine is Muay Thai
Japan: But Karate is stronger, I also have Kendo
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Kenya: We will feed them to the lions and wolves
Egypt: We will mummify them
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Chile: I'll imprison them in the copper mines
Colombia: I'll overdose them with drugs
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Israel: We will teach them how to pray and repent for their sins
New Zealand: We will educate them
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France: We will dress them nicely
USA: We will star them in the next Hollywood blockbuster
Norway: Norway!
Everyone laughed, hearing Norway's hilarious response to USA's ridiculous statement. Canada went back into the podium, holding her belly in laughter. "Okay, that one made me laugh. Thank you for breaking the ice Norway with the cool use of your name," she said.
Attending this conference is the wisest decision I've ever made in my life, Philippines thought. He was having fun.
xx
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