Nurto (Weeb Team #1)

Chapter 5

*Taylor's POV*

Skyler leaves us to torture someone, which is probably good. It helps keep her anger in check. Merissa and I sit in our seats. We notice Naruto isn't here and I can tell Merissa is getting worried.

"Did we change the plot?" She whispers to me.

"I don't think so, didn't he arrive late to class though?"

"Maybe, I don't remember..."

"Let's just cross our fingers."

Fortunately, Naruto showed up and bragged about his new headband just like the anime.

"Okay, let's calm down," Iruka says as he walks into the room. Everyone sits in their seats. "I will be listing the genin teams now."

I didn't pay attention to any of them until he got to team 7.

"Team 7. Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha."

I then zoned out until I heard our names.

"Team 13. Taylor, Merissa Turd, and Skyler."

"Why is my last name turd?!" Merissa exclaims.

"Team 7 and 13 will be working together with a Jonin and a Chuunin."

"I'm back," Skyler yells, more like screams, as she slams open the door.

"That was fast," I say.

"I wanted to be here when the announced the teams"

"You're a little too late..."

"Goddamnit!"

"How did you get done so fast anyway?" Merissa asks.

Her face goes dark and a large smirk forms on her face. "You don't want to know," She giggled.

"Uhm, okay you're all excused for lunch..."

The squad and I eat our lunch in the classroom, we don't want to go anywhere. We talk about what we are planning to do when we go on certain missions.

"Well, we could always warn Kakashi about-"

"sKYler DID YOU CHANGE MERISSA'S LAST NAME TO TURD!????????!" Madison yells, kicking down the classroom door.

"That was you!?" Merissa says, before choking on her food.

"I felt as if you triggered me," Skyler says dismissively.

"How did I trigger you?"

"Yaoi on ice"

"Oh my heck"

"I also told them not to let you change it..."

"How could they stop me? It's my name!"

"They know what my hobby is"

"Ah man"

"Well, this is too much excitement for one day..." Madison sighs before laying on a desk and falling asleep.

"We are going to have to wait a long time before Kakashi gets here..." Merissa says sitting on Iruka's desk.

"What do you guys want to do?" I ask.

"Well, I'm going to practice my telekinesis."

"How?"

She laughs evilly and looks at Madison.

"Nope, I'm not going to be apart of this," I say. "I'm going to find someone else to hang out with."

"It's fine, you'll just be missing the best magic show of all time."