Hetalia One-Shots - REQUESTS CLOSED!

Tokyo x Neko!Iceland - god damit, lukas!

"Argh! Just die already!" Matthias whined, throwing his axe at my head.

"Definitely not." I said calmly, blood pooling out of my once-whole skull. "I still have... the extra life powerup!"

"Nooo!" Matthias groaned and slumped against the couch cushions. "How many power-ups do you have?"

I smirked lightly and pressed pause on the gaming console. "Enough to come back to life multiple times, hai!"

Matthias frowned. "I should get every power-up the store has." He busied himself in one-sided conversation with the trading NPC. I rolled my eyes at his childish antics. How Lukas put up with him all the time, I had no idea.

Just then, a silver-white cat padded into the room. It yawned lazily, jumped into my lap, and curled right up, purring.

"Matthias, is this your cat?" I asked, scratching the cat behind the ears.

"Mhmm... yeah can I buy the invisibility power up from it? Preferably at a price less than 500 tokens? That would be useful..." I raised my eyebrows, taking the response as a no.

Suprisingly, the cat seemed to react to Matthias' words. It hissed halfheartedly right then, as if it didn't want to be reduced to an NPC.

As Matthias murmured prices and trades to the unresponsive NPC, Lukas walked in.

"Ah, there he is." he said, picking the cat up from my lap.

The cat swiped at Lukas' arm, obviously annoyed that it had been taken away from me. And I didn't even like animals too much.

"Stop being such a drama queen, Icey." Lukas didn't flinch, which only caused the cat to be angrier. I turned back to Matthias, who was currently halfway through the store.

Wait... Icey?

I whipped my head around to Lukas. "You turned Emil into a cat?" I screeched.

"I said that if he didn't call me big brother, I would turn him into a cat." Lukas said, unconcerned.

"You turned. My boyfriend. Into a cat?" I stood up, yelling.

"Don't worry, you can turn him back." Lukas rolled his eyes.

"Well, you'd better tell me how to do that right now!" I fumed.

"You have to kiss him."

I gaped. "You want me to kiss a cat."

Lukas shrugged. "It's still Icey, beneath the... fluffy exterior." The cat - or my boyfriend - took a swipe at Lukas' face for that.

Lukas handed me the cat. I looked to Matthias for support, but he was still encapsulated with the trading center. I sighed, then pecked the cat on the nose.

Instantly, I was pushed to the ground by the cat, who wasn't really a cat anymore. Instead, Emil stood up and turned on Lukas.

"You turned me into a cat, you little -"

"I think you mean big brother, no?" Lukas smirked. Emil crossed his arms, smoldering.

I stood up, rubbing my temples. "I think I've had enough cat magic for today. I'm going to bed."

"I'll go with you." Emil immediately started dragging me from the living room. Before I left, I cast one more glare at Lukas.

"You'd better not turn him into a cat again, got it?" But all I got in response was a sly smile.

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ok so i have 2 things to say

1: Tokyo is an OC, you can find a bio on her here (https://bit.ly/2JTlbzr).

2: This story was not my idea, it was theladyinblood who came up with this. check her out if you want, her oneshot book is awesommmeee! note for theladyinblood if you read this: if you dont want me to put this up here, i will take it down

also, its 2 am and i havent gone to sleep because I DONT SLEEP HAH

and the next story will be original i promise (i just wanted something to write for kicks)

speaking of for kicks, that's why this is shit. sorry to whoever read this, it is very sad and rushed.

leave a comment/vote if you liked (doubtful you did tho lol)

byeeeeeee