Killer: But...if I go away...would they be happier?
~~FLASHBACK~~
Cross: OKAY! After what I have learned in my first week, all you eat IS JUNK FOOD.
Horror: NOT ME!
Cross: You eat raw meat.
Horror: YEAH! SEE!
Cross: *sigh* that IS junk food.
Nightmare: HEY I didn't hire you and get you a soul just so you could boss us around!
Cross: No, you hired me because you thought I was cool.
Nightmare: wha...*blushes and looks away*
Cross: ANYWAYS! I've been taking Cooking lessons with Blue
Nightmare: YOU'VE BEEN TALKING WITH THE TRAITORS?
Cross: ...no? WHATEVER! YOU GUYS NEED TO EAT OTHER FOOD!
Dust: What's wrong with Grillby's?
Cross: You're Grillby is dead-you're just eating whatever is left over in the place.
Dust: OHHH yeah right. Carry on.
Cross: I am going to make you a meal-and i wiLL FORCE IT DOWN YOUR THROATS.
Killer: ...I don't like him. Can't we kill him already?
Nightmare: Shush. He's trying to help we should listen.
Horror: OOH SOMEONE GOT A CRUUUUUSH~
Nightmare: *strangles Horror* SHADDUP!!
Cross: HEY HEY LET HIM GO HE CAN'T EAT WITHOUT HIS THROAT.
Nightmare: I DO WHAT I WANT!
Cross: OMG LET HIM GOO!!
Horror: *choking*
Killer & Dust: This is fun~
{A FEW MINUTES LATER}
Cross: OKAY- now that Horror is fine-
Horror: Actually I'm having trouble breathing a littl-
Cross: FINE. HE IS FINE. Go watch a movie or something while I prepare your meal.
Dust: You called us over...to tell us about your meal...when you aren't ready...?
Cross: ...GO! SCAT!
*The group runs away to the TV*
{A FEW HOURS LATER}
Horror: UGH I AM STARVING! I'm going to go eat somebody...
Cross: NO. I AM ALMOST FINISHED SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN!
{A FEW MORE HOURS}
Killer: I AM HUNGRY FEED ME.
Dust: I am so hungry I might actually eat Cross's food-IF IT'S READY IN TIME!
Nightmare: *stomach growls*
Cross: AAAAAND-DONE!
Horror: FINALLY! *runs to the table and sits down*
*A beautiful plate of meats, like steak and pork and mashed potatoes and vegetables and-
wait what?*
Cross: OMG HORROR YOU ATE ALL OF THE MEAT!
Horror: NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
The rest of the group: OH MY GOD WE WERE HUNGRY
Horror: Suckers, im not
Cross: UGH THAT TOOK ME FOREVER!
Cross: Guess I'll have to make it again...
Nightmare: NO. SCREW IT. I'M ORDERING PIZZA.
Cross: NUUU UR NON EXISTENCE STOMACHS!!
Killer: Order extra pepperoni!
Horror: Order extra human meat =)
Nightmare: NU-UH YOU AINT GETTIN NONE
Cross: well uh Horror...did you think it was good?
Horror: idk i ate it too quickly so-
Cross: WHYYYYYYYY
Nightmare: I am SO annoyed with everyone...
Cross: Even me?
Nightmare: uhm...maybe. idk
Horror & Killer: OOOOO HE GOTTA CRUSH!!
Nightmare: omg SHUDDUP
Killer: Wait...where did Dust go?
Everyone: ...
Dust: HEY GUYS WHILE YOU WERE WAITING FOR THE FOOD I GOT FAAAAAST FOOD!
Horror: Oh. You're kinda...not fast...
Dust: NAH MAN I WAS JUST GETTING A LOT OF FOOD!
Killer: YOU GET CHINESE?!
Dust: YUP
Nightmare: YOU GOT CUBAN?!
Dust: INDEED
Cross: YOU GOT MEXICAN?!
Dust: YA KNOW IT
Horror: YOU GET A LIVE HUMAN FOR US TO FEAST ON?!
Everyone: ...
Dust: You need help Horror
Horror: I know :')
~~FLASHBACK END~~
Killer: Did I make...do I even help with anything?
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