F*CKING FLEX TAPE-

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(This tape thing is going crazy but I love it so much)

Horror: Hmmm....

Susie: What'cha thinking about?

Horror: Flex tape.

Susie: ...

Susie: The hell is that?

Dust: WHAT.

Dust: THE.

Dust: FUCK.

Dust: KILLER! THIS B*TCH DOESN'T KNOW WHAT FLEX TAPE IS!

Susie: Did you just call me a-

Killer: WHAT?!

Killer: *runs*

Killer: HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK!?!?

Susie: NO.

Dust: yes.

Susie: Wha-HEY!

Killer: *teleports a boat in the castle*

Nightmare: WHAT THE F*CK?!

Killer: TO PROVE THE STRENGTH OF FLEX TAPE-

Susie: I DON'T CARE HOW STRONG IT IS!

Killer: *chops the boat in half* 

Susie: WHY THE F*CK-

Killer: -I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!

Susie: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?!??!??!?!

Dust: Be patient idiot.

Susie: EXCUSE ME

Dust: WE CAN REPAIR THIS BOAT WITH JUST FLEX TAPE!!

Nightmare: or-

Nightmare you can shut up.

Dust: But we need to repair the boa-

Nightmare: YOU WILL SHUT UP.

Nightmare: OR YOU WILL SPEND A WEEK IN UNDERLUST.

Dust: ...

Dust: I'm gonna go die in my room now.

Killer: can I come?

Dust: ...why?

Killer: so I can die with you.

Susie: What are we gonna do with the boat though?

Error: *teleports it away*

Error: THOSE TWO ARE SO STUPID.

Cross: what were they talking about?

Nightmare: Something called, uh...Flex Tape?

Horror: *from far away* ~~~~~~~~~

Error: ...

Error: Did Horror say something?

Horror: *runs into the room*

Horror: DID SOMEONE SAY FLEX TAPE-

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