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I think you sacrifice the boat by covering it in flex tape and throwing it at whom ever hates flex tape
Nightmare: Well, I can't hate something I don't care about.
Cross: Nobody ever told me what Flex Tape was...
Error: I DON'T GIVE A F*CK.
Susie: I still don't understand how Flex Tape is better than normal tape??
Nightmare: Actually, yeah, why put it on a boat too? Tape isn't waterproof!
Error: Flex Tape is.
Nightmare: really?
Error: Yeah, I poured holy water on it but it just rolled off.
Nightmare: DAMN THAT WAS MY NEXT IDEA-
_nagitokomaeda_
Nightmare is just a hater. We should sacrifice him.
Nightmare: WHAT??
Nightmare: THAT IS SO-
Nightmare: THAT'S JUST-
Nightmare: UGHH!!!!
Cross: *pats Nightmare's back* Calm down, lol.
Nightmare: NO.
Nightmare: Y'KNOW WHAT?
Nightmare: ONLY F*CKING HATERS WOULD SACRIFICE RANDOM PEOPLE!
Nightmare: ONLY HATERS WOULD...
Nightmare: would...
Cross: N-nightmare?
Nightmare: *breathes heavily* I NEED A F*CKING BREAK.
Nightmare: *opens a portal to some random AU and walks away*
Cross: welp...
Oreo_Playz
Whos the youngest and oldest?
Error: Hmm...Well I'm 20.
Cross: Nightmare is too! I'm 17.
Susie: I'm...18...
Cross: What about Horror, Dust, and Killer?
Error: Horror is 17, Dust, is 18 I think...
Error: Oh! And Killer's 16.
Susie: So, in order it's you, Nightmare, me, Dust, Cross, Horror, and Killer.
Error: wait, I'm FOUR years older than Killer!
Cross: Well, uh, that explains...his personality?
Susie: He's childish and stupid, we all know that.
Cross: That's not what I meant! (Totally what he meant)
Poor poor horror Killer and dust Rest in Peace, oh make horror the sacrifice to lust
Horror, Killer & Dust: *falls into UnderLust*
Horror: O-ow!
Killer: Ugh...stupid...Nightmare...
Horror: *looks around*
Horror: OH GOD HE WASN'T JOKING.
Dust: Hey! We're not dead yet!!
Killer: Yeah, don't let us Rest In Peace now!
Horror: I'm going to f*cking die if we run into Lust.
Killer: He wont kill you though... he'll just...uh...kiss you?
Horror: EXACTLY. I'LL KILL MYSELF.
Dust: What if we sacrifice you so we could escape?
Horror: It was the sacrifices that made this thing happen in the first place!!
Dust: Ah, true.
Oreo_Playz
OH JEEZUS F*CKING CHRIST NOT UNDERLUST!! Rip killer horror and dusty boi
Dust: WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT??
Dust: WE AREN'T DEAD!
Horror: yet
Dust: DUDE-SHUT UP!
Killer: oh my god.
Dust: What?
Killer: I SEE SOMEONE COMING!!
Horror: F-F*CK!
Horror, Killer & Dust: *jumps into bushes*
Lust: *walks by humming Megalovania*
Horror: *whispers* Woah... is a Sans actually walking instead of teleporting?
Dust: *whispers* Maybe he's stupid like you and forgot he's a magic skeleton.
Horror: I didn't forget I could teleport! I just forgot I could teleport other things!
Lust: IS THAT HORROR I HEAR~
Horror: OH SH*T!
Horror: *jumps from the bushes and runs*
Lust: I'M COMING FOR YOU!! *chases*
Dust: *facepalms*
Dust: And he says he doesn't forget to teleport...
Killer: JUST AS YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IT, TOO!
Oreo_Playz
1 amen to give them bleach
Dust: Uh, amen to Horror? I'm not gonna die just yet!
Killer: It's cause all of that L.O.V.E inside you, determination.
Dust: AWW! I have love inside me?
Killer: That's not what I-
Dust: SHUSH AND DON'T BE MEAN.
Killer: ...
Killer: anyways-
Killer: If Dust isn't dying, then I don't want to either! I want to stay with him!
Killer: But amen to Horror for sure.
~IN THE CASTLE~
Error: Nope. They can die for all I care.
Susie: But, giving them bleach would kill them.
Error: ...
Error: Well, they can suffer.
Susie: Amen to them. They can be annoying.
Cross: SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA KILL THEM?!
Susie: yup.
Cross: ...ok...
Cross: Well, I mean, I don't want them to suffer but I don't want them to die.
Error: You can open portals too, you know.
Cross: I know.
Cross: Amen.
Susie: EXACTLY-
~LATER IN NEGATALE~
Nightmare: Ugh...
Nightmare: I sent them there to suffer, not to die.
Nightmare: They can last a week, and if they don't, then they aren't strong enough to be on my team.
Nightmare: BESIDES, they have their phones so they can text me or something.
Nightmare: At least, if they remember.
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
