Ask The Bad Guy Team

THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!

(I set up each question one by one to make it easier to understand...hope you don't mind!

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Whos yur favorite snas

Killer: DUST!

Dust: Killer, I guess.

Killer: YOU GUESS!?!??!

Dust: Yup.

Killer: Huh okay

Nightmare: CROSS!

Cross: NIGHTMARE!

Horror: AxeTale Sans is pretty cool. I mean, after ME of course!

Error: *quiet* Ink and Outer/Cloud...

Susie: Well, Nightmare is the coolest

Nightmare: *intense staring*

Killer: *intense glaring*

Susie: BUT, the one I like the most is Lancer.

Everyone: *questioning the universe*

Nightmare: Waaaiiit...how is Lancer a Sans anyways?!

Susie: IDK Ask the Fandom!!

Error: NO. WAY. They are CRAZY!! 

Error: Have you ever seen fanfics or pictures?!

Susie: ...uh... no?

Error: You are safe for now.

Susie: THE HECK?!

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What was all of your dumbest moments

Nightmare: Eh...Once I trusted my brother? 

Killer: WHAT?! That doesn't count!

Nightmare: FINE, uh, once I stole somebody's Joyful Meal and McDanolds and ran into the glass when I tried to escape!

Killer: DUDE-

Cross: Pfft, Karma...

Nightmare: HEY! WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?!

Killer: WELL, My dumbest moment was when I tripped and fell like 10 metres down a hill. 

Horror: Oh yeah! I remember that, I was there too! 

Horror: I ran down the hill laughing my head off! 

Killer: Yyyyeah...rude.

Horror: Whatever lol.

Cross: Once I took Goth's milk at the studio...

Nightmare: SO?!

Cross: I uh...made Geno mad-

Killer: DUH it's his CHILD

Cross: And I found out where...milk...came from...

Horror: Cow's?

Cross: NO STAHP!!! COW'S ARE EVIL!

Nightmare: Haha! It's okay, I still love you!

Cross: Aw, thanks ba-

Nightmare: EVEN if you have a stupid fear.

Cross: O-oh...

Susie: ME NEXT!

Error: Why are you so eager-

Susie: Once, I was caught eating chalk. But the dude who caught actually turned out to be a cool guy, so it was fine.

Error: That's it?

Susie: yup

Susie: Oh, and we got fell through a hole in a old classroom and I'm pretty sure we were knocked out or something.

Error: Hah. 

Horror: IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW SHE WAS EATING CHALK-

Error: Why would we?

Horror: ...

Horror: ANYWAYS, once I went to UnderFell and Papyrus took my ax.

Dust: AND, you started to cry until Papyrus gave it back to you!

Horror: Wh-what? That never happened, I d-don't know what you're talking a-about...

Dust: Dude, Killer and I were with you.

Horror: *blushes* D-dammit...

Error: omg lol you're such a loser

Horror: WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?!

Error: I uh, crashed when I was fighting Ink.

Error: And he took me to his house...

Error: And he...drew on my face.

Killer: Why are you dating him again?

Error: SH-SHUT UP!!

Killer: You guys are literally opposites.

Error: Like magnets. 

Killer: OHH TRUE!! 

Killer: But who's the positive?

Error: You already know you dumb*ss.

Killer: LOL!

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Killer can i join the knife club i have knives 

Killer: YES! HAH, TAKE THAT YOU STUPID AX CLUB!

Horror: Hey, you never know...Oreo_Playz could be holding you back...

Killer: B*tch he got a knife, he gonna cut you to PIECES!

Error: B*tch, GRAMMAR.

Horror: AXES COULD CUT YOU FASTER!!

Killer: AS IF!!

Nightmare: Oh god shut up before another war starts

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Dust when will u f*ck killer

Dust: *blushes* I...uh...

Killer: GOOD QUESTION I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING!

Dust: Wh-when I'm ready...

Killer: I NEED ANSWERS!

Dust: Soon...okay? Promise.

Killer: *sighs* You are lucky, I love you more than sex

Dust: LUCKY?!

Nightmare: Honestly, you guys should. 

Dust: WHY?! HAVE YOU DONE IT WITH CROSS?!

Cross: Uh..yeah?

Nightmare: Were we being to quiet?

Dust: ...

Dust: and you tell me to stop with dirty jokes-