I seriously can't find a gosh darn good picture of Nightmare Sans PLEASE HEP ME-
emeade
Omg ink I'm sorry
Ink: Huh? Aw no, you're not mean!!
Ink: I mean that, if the other me's said that, then that would be mean!
Ink: You're pretty nice I suppose! Even if I don't really know you but kind of feel like I do-
emeade
dream ....I'm sorry I made you confused
Dream: That's okay!
Dream: I...heh...get confused easily. It's no problem!
emeade
blue ......I'm not good at not being violent currently I'm trying tho which is why the alternate version of you is still alive
Blue: At least you're trying!! That's what really matters!
Blue: And hey, if the other me is alive...
Blue: I guess that's good?
emeade
Ink: I didn't know that was gonna happen ......I'm truly sorry I did that I mean I would do that myself to the other versions of you but it's different when a killer does it......
Ink: Hey don't worry! You don't need to be sad or upset!
Ink: I'm not...entirely sure what's happening, seems like you're going through a lot of confusing problems at the moment. I just want you to be okay!
Blue: Yeah, don't stress about it!
Dream: We don't mind, it's okay!
Snivy_Rose
It's okay that you forgot my ask! At least I don't have to pun-ish you! Anyways I have a dare: I dare someone to pour freezing cold water on nightmares head.
Horror: oOH CAN I DO IT!
Killer: Naw, they made a pun so that means I have to do it.
Error: I MAKE PUNS TOO!!
Killer: ...?
Killer: You want to dump water on his head?
Error: No, I'm just saying that I make puns too.
Killer: ...okay???????????????????
Cross: Both of you, just do it together!
Killer & Horror: FINE.
~LATER~
Nightmare: *reading a random book*
Killer: SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER!!
Killer & Horror: *dumps a giant bucket of freezing water on Nightmare*
Nightmare: WHAT THE F*CKING SH*T?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Nightmare: *grabs the bucket* What the... *notices book*
Nightmare: ...
Killer: Hehe, what'cha reading Nightma-
Nightmare: *strangles Horror and Killer*
Horror: *COUGH COUGH* W-wait!!
Nightmare: And why should I?!
Killer: B-because Cross i-is dying!
Cross: What? No I'm not!
Nightmare: Wha-
Horror: *chops off tentacles with an ax and dives out the window*
Killer: *cuts tentacles with a knife and dives through the window too*
Susie: What the hell is wrong with you people!??!
Nightmare: IDK, but they did my work for me.
Nightmare: *throws wet book through window hole*
Nightmare: those b*tches... *walks away*
Susie: I am so confused
Error: I've been confused my whole life, don't worry.
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killer the pun master strikes again
Killer: Hehe, just you watch!
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Cross: *eating chocolate*
Killer: Hey Cross, I thought you were on a diet!
Cross: ...why??? I never wa-
Killer: You know what they call someone who can't stick with a diet?
Killer: A DESSERT-er!!
Cross: ffFFFFFFF-
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Killer: Susie, why are you so cool?!
Susie: Wha...you think I'm cool?
Killer: I think you're JAW-some!
Susie: ...But you think I'm cool???
Killer: Yeah sure whatever.
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Killer: Hey, Error.
Error: What do you want?
Killer: What did the two melons say to each other?
Error: ...? What?
Killer: HONEY-DEW you want to get married!!
Error: Well....
Error: Sorry hun, but I CAN'T-a-LOUPE!
Killer: Pfft, YESS!! That was beautiful!!
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These pun sections are making these chapters seem longer, and I love it. Fake self-value yay!
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