(Thats what the cover is supposed to look like)
*in Horror's room*
Horror: ITS CALLED A LAIR GODDAMMIT!!
*in Horror's lair*
Horror: Mua...ha...ha...
Horror: I have the perfect plan to HUMILIATE the Team, especially Nightmare.
Dust: Hey uh...what are you doing? And why are the lights dimmed?
Horror: Uh-HUH WAIT WHAT
Dust: What...?
Horror: How did you get in here?
Dust: I was looking for a book to read and when I pulled one, the wall flipped.
Dust: Also-are you trying to sabotage the team?
Horror: ...no?
Dust: Well you should.
Horror: ...
Dust: ...
Horror: Wanna help?
Dust: YES, whats the plan?
Horror: I...forget.
Dust: Really? OMG
Horror: I'M SORRY YOU MADE ME DISTRACTED
Dust: YOU GET DISTRACTED EASILY
Horror: SO!??!?1!?//!?!?!?
Dust: UGH WHATEVER.
Dust: I have a plan.
Dust: Let's change the poster from Bad GUY-
Dust and Horror: To Bad GAY.
Horror: That WAS my plan!
Dust: Cool.
*some deleting and typing and evil laughing later...*
Horror: PERFECT. ANd, print! Now let's hang them up!
Dust: Yeahh...you can do that. I just wanted to watch.
Horror: Oh...
Dust: Wait-who were you talking to before?
Horror: THE READERS.
Dust: PFFT what readers this book is hella LONELY
Horror: T m T just let the author pretend...
Error: *from a different room* STAHP BREAKIN THE FOURTH WALL!
*flashback to Error's arrival, after Nightmare left*
Dust: Isn't the new team member supposed to be here by now?
Nightmare: IT WAS YOU!
Dust: !!! WHAT?!?!
Nightmare: YOU are the one who changed the posters!
Dust: Wha-what? NO?! THAT WAS HORROR!
Nightmare: Yeah, SUURE. HE TOLD ME IT WAS YOU!
Dust: OMG KILLER YOU TRAITOR!!!
Nightmare: AUGH *throws Dust out the window*
*in the other room*
Killer: Wait where's Dust?
Nightmare: *teleports back* I threw him out a window.
Someone pointed out the cover says Bad GAY team lol. FRIKIN HORROR-
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
