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Susie is a mood XD
Susie: Dang right I am!
Error: So I can say, I'm feeling Susie today?
Killer: dang that's kinky
Error: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?/1/!!?1/!?!?!
Oreo_Playz
Nightmare the new nickname im giving you is octopus
Nightmare: goddammit no
Killer: YES! It's perfect!!1!
Nightmare: NO. SHUT. UP!!!
Killer: Whyyy...octopu-
Nightmare: *throws Killer out the window*
Oreo_Playz
Killer who's your worst enemy
Killer: AAAAHHHHHH-OOF! *smacks the ground, HP goes to 0.1*
Killer: O-ow! Um, my worst enemy?
Killer: Well, right now it's defiantly NIGHTMARE!
Killer: But in all honestly, I really hate Dream. He shot me with his arrows last time we fought, AND THOSE REALLY FREAKING HURT! I don't know how Nightmare can handle so many at once, I almost died when I was shot once!
Dust: HEY KILLER, I'M COMING FOR YOU!
Killer: Oh god-
Dust: *jumps down* WOOP!
Dust: *lands smoothly* 'Sup Killer! Wanna go back up now?
Killer: I CAN USE MAGIC TOO DINGUS I WAS ANSWERING A QUESTION!!
Dust: Aw, baby! I love you too! Let's go.
*Killer & Dust teleport out*
emeade
Susie your wish came true I'm forcing Lancer here *shoves Lancer next to susie* have fun *run away again*
Susie: U-uh...
Susie: Hey Lancer!
Lancer: SUP! WHERE AM I!?
Susie: Well this is Nightmare's castle
Lancer: OH WHO'S NIGHTMA-
*Lancer was removed*
Susie: H-HEY! NO! LANCER!
MegaLOVEania: Yeah...sorry emeade and Susie. Only Bad Guys allowed!
Susie: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Susie: Also, I'm a girl.
MegaLOVEania: Whatever! Lancer is too innocent to be in here! And he's not nearly as bad enough!
Susie: ...I guess that's half true.
Susie: wait-
Susie: IT'S YOU AGAIN! NOBODY!
MegaLOVEania: WELP GTG!
*a very sorry Fresh poof away*
Oreo_Playz
Error do you like ink
Error: Wh...what?
Horror: C'mon dude we all saw you make-out with him!
Susie: AW NO WAY!!
Error: y-yes i do like Ink...
Cross: Aren't you dating Ink?
Error: y-yeah...
Cross: Then why are you embarrassed? No one can change who you love!
Error: I...guess? What are you, Doctor Love?
Cross: I love the Prince of f*cking darkness-
Susie: Ralsei? Are you cheating on Nightmare?
Nightmare: THE FU-
Nightmare: No! THAT'S ME!!
Cross: Living darkness. Please don't start another war.
Error: WELL ANYWAYS-
Error: Yeah, I do like Ink. A lot.
Susie: You said that already
Error: SHUT UP!!
*Dust and Killer appear*
Oreo_Playz
Horror, is it weird i ship u with an axe??
Horror: HAh, No! I ship myself with an ax too!
Susie: Really? Cause I ship you with Lu-
Horror: *raises ax* DO NOT INSULT MY BABY!
Susie: jfc okay
(IS IT JUST ME, or who spells 'AX' with an E at the end so it's 'AXE'
Cause Wattpad's spelling correct says it doesn't
And I think it's...I don't know...American?
I'm Canadian in case you wanna know.
EH.)
also sorry for forgetting emeade's question you can ask to add characters, but they have to be bad guys like Lancer's Dad or Chara or Fell Sans, y'know?
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
