Groupchat: Bad Guy Team
Nightmare = NegativityKing1
Cross = FluffyOreo
Killer = StabbymcStab
Dust = MurderMe
Error = GlitchyBoi
Horror = ImmaEatYou
Lust = IHeartU
Susie = PurpleDino
10:30AM
NegativityKing1: I made this chat so we can talk about strategy.
IHeartU: Why am I in this???
ImmaEatYou: Because I added you.
IHeartU: wHY?!
ImmaEatYou: idk
FluffyOreo: We're having lunch soon, any suggestions?
ImmaEatYou: HUMAN FLESH.
FluffyOreo: nO
StabbymcStab: Grilled DEAD PEOPLE.
FluffyOreo: You wouldn't even eat that, no!
MurderMe: flex tape.
FluffyOreo: NO.
GlitchyBoi: SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH TV!!
IHeartU: Grilled cheese?
FluffyOreo: fiiiine
11:30AM
FluffyOreo: Lunch is ready!
12:00PM
FluffyOreo: Guys where the heck are you
FluffyOreo: Lunch is ready, I'll eat it all if you don't show up
1:00PM
FluffyOreo: nightmare I'm lost in the castle help
NegativityKing1: Where are you?
FluffyOreo: IDK a random bedroom.
MurderMe: why are you in a bedroom??
FluffyOreo: I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS!!
StabbymcStab: We're in the kitchen.
StabbymcStab: We already ate btw
FluffyOreo: YOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME?!
PurpleDino: Nope
PurpleDino: But we did save some for you
ImmaEatYou: We did??
GlitchyBoi: Yeah it was on the counter
ImmaEatYou: ohhh....
ImmaEatYou: I kind of... ate that...
FluffyOreo: i hate you all.
NegatvityKing1: Even me?!
FluffyOreo: yOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME EITHER!!
NegativityKing1: Yes I did. I didn't eat mine yet, so you can have mine.
FluffyOreo: Aw thanks!!
ImmaEatYou: dsmghbwjqegkcxjgyujzmio
GlitchyBoi: uhh... what??
NegativityKing1: He ate my food, so I threw him out a window.
MurderMe: you have a problem dude
NegativityKing1: mE?! nooo.
3:00PM
StabbymcStab: Where did Error go?
MurderMe: to his room i think
StabbymcStab: Oh ok
3:30PM
StabbymcStab: Guys, we can change the chat name and our own names!!
NegativityKing1: No you can't. Don't you dare.
*StabbymcStab changed NegativityKing1 to HentaiOctoPussy*
HentaiOctoPussy: WHAT THE HELL CHANGE IT BACK!
StabbymcStab: ehheh nope
HentaiOctoPussy: CROSS HELP
FluffyOreo: I don't know, the name fits...
IHeartU: You mean he's bottom?
PurpleDino: Never would have guessed.
MurderMe: i'll change it nightmare
HentaiOctoPussy: THANK YOU.
*MurderMe changed HentaiOctoPussy to OctopusXOreo*
OctopusXOreo: NO I HATE YOU.
FluffyOreo: I like it!!
OctopusXOreo: I DON'T SOMEONE CHANGE IT TO IT'S RIGHT NAME!!
ImmaEatYou: eheheheheheh
OctopusXOreo: DON'T YOU DARE HORROR
*ImmaEatYou changed OctopusXOreo to Bottom*
Bottom: This is stupid, it doesn't even make sense
MurderMe: oh no
*ImmaEatYou changed FluffyOreo to Top*
Bottom: MY GOD
Top: nuuuu
IHeartU: lol
GlitchyBoi: CAN YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER INSTEAD!?
PurpleDino: Are you crazy Error?? This is 2019 nobody TALKS anymore!
GlitchyBoi: I'm trying to nap
Bottom: I'M TRYING TO GET A NORMAL NAME!
StabbymcStab: Bottom is a normal name!
*Bottom changed StabbymcStab to F*ckYou*
F*ckYou: F*ck you
MurderMe: language
F*ckYou: Tell that to BOTTOM
Bottom: STAHP
Top: Actually I don't really mind these names
Bottom: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?!
ImmaEatYou: The top, duh
*Bottom changed ImmaEatYou to F*ckYouToo*
F*ckYouToo: heyyyyy
Bottom: This chat was a waste of time. I'm throwing MOST of you out windows later today.
Top: hehe
*Bottom Deleted Bad Guy Team*
Sorry if this is confusing or bad, I saw it on a hilarious book and thought I'd try it!
I-it was a lot funnier in my head I swear-
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
