Hey guys!! I just want to thank you all for your support! It really meant a lot to me and honestly helped as I struggled. I'm doing a lot better now, and I hope you enjoy this long awaited chapter! There isn't a lot of asks since I did some before, but I am now officially back on schedule!!
Lust! I dare you to dress in that one dress made of raw meat that Lady Gaga(I think that's who it as/) wore and show it to everyone!
Lust: Why on earth...
Horror: yOU HAVE TO DO IT. DO IT.
Lust: uhm...okay???
Horror: I'LL GET THE MEAT-
Cross: NOT. HUMAN. FLESH.
Horror: b-But that's the best kin-
Cross: NO.
Horror: uGGGGHHHHH FINE. *teleports somewhere*
Lust: I-I don't want to wear human flesh...
Cross: You wont.
Cross: NOT ON MY WATCH AT LEAST-
~30 MINUTES LATER~
Horror: *throws meat at Lust*
Lust: *gets hit* !!!
Lust: Um, ow?!
Horror: oops.
Horror: You need to wear it!
Lust: How? It just...slides off...
Horror: ....
Killer: My, my!!
Killer: Doesn't this look like the perfect time for some...
Killer: FLEX TAPE!!!
Nightmare: Oh yeah, too bad somebody BANNED IT FROM THE CASTLE. *glares at Killer*
Killer: Aw c'mon what's the worst that could happen?
Dust: I know you well enough that something horrible and impossible will happen.
Dust: No offence, but you and...things just don't really go well together.
Killer: hEY-
Dust: I SAID NO OFFENSE YOU CAN'T BE OFFENDED.
Killer: -
Killer: Well, I can't argue with that logic.
Horror: WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON LUST'S MEAT DRESS!!
Error: You just want to see your two favourite things together.
Horror: W-what?! No I... i-its the dare!!
Nightmare: Mhmm... suuuuure.
Lust: What if we just... sew it together?!
Susie: OH YEAH!!
Susie: Wait, does anyone know how to sew?
Everyone: *looks at Error*
Error: *puts up his hands* I know how to knit, NOT how to sew!!
Dust: *grabs Error's sleeves* Then what are those blue strings- YOUR strings -doing on your sleeves?
Error: *yanks his arm back* That's not sewing!! It's....knitting....my clothes together.
Horror: THEN YOU CAN KNIT MEAT TOGETHER!!
Error: nO.
Cross: WHY?!
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