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Congrats! UwU
MegaLOVEania: Aw! Thanks! You can decide what I should do, or do nothing at all if you'd prefer!
Susie: WHY DO YOU KEEP POPPING UP AND-
MegaLOVEania: *fresh poofs away*
Susie: DISAPPEARING GODDAMMIT!!
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Killer would you be a tsundere or a yandere?
Killer: Hmm...
Dust: Probably yandere. Since he's pretty open about who he loves...
Killer: YES DADDY~
Nightmare: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
Killer: you did-
Dust: And he DOES murder people...daily...
Killer: I think hourly! *murders somebody*
Dust: But the question is, would you murder somebody that loved me?
Killer: Yup!!!
Dust: AWE HOW SWEET COME IN FOR A HUG!!
Killer: Wh-what?! Why would I hug a bAkA like you!?!?!?!?!?
Killer: B-BAKA!!
Dust: ;-;
Killer: Since I'm obviously a yandere-
Dust: *epic cough*
Killer: What would the rest of you guys be.
Cross: Uh...Tsundere? Maybe? I don't know, probably neither.
Nightmare: YANDERE. Y'ALL BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY SENPAI
Error: Eh...I can be both.
Horror: HA YEAH RIGHT!
Horror: YOU ARE SUCH A TSUNDERE!!
Error: W-well! What about you, Horror!?!?
Horror: Yandere...
Error: UHUH, TELL THAT TO LUST
Horror: ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING?!
Error: ONLY THAT YOU AREN'T A YANDERE!!
Susie: *sigh* What a bunch of idiots.
Susie: Do you even know what a yandere is?
Susie: IF ANYONE TOUCHED LANCER OR NOELLE-
Susie: I'D SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY CHOP OFF THEIR FACES WITH MY AXE-
Susie: AND THEN EAT THE REST OF THEIR BODY!!
Everyone: *scared*
Horror: ...
Horror: YOU HAVE AN AXE OMG!!
Horror: We should start the AX CLUB!
Susie: OMG YEAH!!
Killer: can I join?
Horror: NO
Horror: You don't have an AX idiot.
Killer: Wh-wha...
Killer: Y'know what, FINE! I'LL START MY OWN CLUB!
Killer: THE KNIFE CLUB!!
Dust: Yeah! And we're gonna beat your scrawny a*ses!
Killer: WAIT! I need to see your knife for clarifciation-
Dust: *pulls out knife...with dust still on it*
Killer: *pretends to examine* okEE your good!
Dust: yEEt!
Cross: I have a giant knife-does that count?
Killer: sure anything to beat them
Horror: HEY WAIT WHAT
Cross: K, uh...can Nightmare be on the team.
Dust: NO! HE AIN'T GOT NO KNIFE
Error: great grammar you idiot
Nightmare: I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE STUPID TEAM!!
Nightmare: This thing is stupid anyways-
Susie: You're just jealous cause you don't have an AX!
Killer: NO! HE'S JEALOUS CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A KNIFE!
Nightmare: I'M NOT JEALOUS AND TENTACLES ARE WAY COOLER!
Error: You look like an octopus from hentai.
Cross: BUT WHO SAYS THAT'S A BAD THING!??!?!
Error: ...
Cross: ...
Error: ...
Cross: W-well, you're just jealous, cause uh...
Cross: YOUR STRINGS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN OLD GRANDMA KNITTING SWEATERS!!
Error: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY AGE-
*intense bickering for like 5 hours. Also, who uses the word bickering??*
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
