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Is it bad that I ship inkmare?
Nightmare: ...well, no?
Nightmare: I mean, in another timeline I'm sure that I'm probably dating Ink.
Cross: WHO WOULD I DATE?!
Nightmare: IDK YOU'D BE LONELY I DON'T CARE!
Cross: ...you...
Cross: You don't care if I'm lonely?
Nightmare: What? No, of course I do!! *hugs Cross*
Cross: *smiles* Hehe, lol I know.
Nightmare: *glares at Cross but then smiles* You're stupid. *joking*
Snivy_Rose
(( lol I love picking on Nightmare)) Okay I dare someone to ask Nightmare what is the most valuable thing to him and take that thing and either burn it, chuck it out the window, or stab it.
Dust: Hey, who doesn't like picking on Nightmare?
Susie: Oh! I want to do this one!
Susie: *slides beside Nightmare*
Susie: Hey, what do you value the most?
Nightmare: Wha? Uh, Cross. I value Cross.
Cross: Aw!~
Susie: What? No no, I mean object-wise. *thinking* I mean, we can throw Cross out a window later.
Nightmare: Hmm...actually, the necklace Dream gave me is actually really nice.
Susie: Pfft, I bet it's trash. Can I see?
Nightmare: ...no.
Susie: P-please?!
Nightmare: F*CK. NO.
Susie: Why aren't you wearing it?
Nightmare: I am, but it's protected by my substance.
Susie: *reaches to grab where she thinks it is*
Nightmare: Are you trying to feel me?!?!?
Cross: wot-
Susie: *retaliates* U-uh! What about your second object?
Nightmare: Oh, that's defiantly my bookcase. But why would you as-
Susie: NOREASONGOTOGOBYE *flees*
Nightmare: ....okay????????
Cross: She better not be flirting with you.
~IN ANOTHER ROOM~
Error: What is it?
Susie: Well, it's Cross, so we can throw him out a window.
Killer: But I want to BURN something. AND stab it!
Horror: ME TOO!!
Susie: Okay, okay! So, object-wise, he likes his necklace from Dream the most. Except that's under his goop and I have a feeling we'll all be dead before we even touch him.
Error: Could we get Cross to take it? He... uh, touches Nightmare a lot.
Dust: No, Cross would never do that to Nightmare.
Error: Yeah, is there anything else?
Susie: His bookcase. We can burn that, and stab all of the books!
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
