Jesus just lock Killer and Dust in a closet it'll be fine and make sure they have nothing to harm each other
Dust: oOh~ I'm down.
Killer: Heck yeah bois!! *skips into the closet*
Dust: *goes into the closet as well*
Horror: DON'T FORGET THESE!! *yeets condoms at them*
Dust: *yeets them out* nO.
Lust: my god Horror you are so-
Horror: Amazing??? yes i know thank you-
Killer: *slams door and locks it*
Susie: *coughs* rUDE.
Cross: Wait-
Cross: How long are we supposed to leave them in for?
Error: forever.
Nightmare: agreed.
Cross: We can't do that!!
Susie: why not?
Cross: Cos it's mean!!
Error: And they haven't been 'mean' to us?
Cross: ...
Cross: a little silence is nice...
Nightmare: Welcome to the dark side Crossy
Cross: fskkfks NO-
*AFTER 5 HOURS*
Cross: *unlocks the closet with a key and opens the door*
Cross: Guys it's lunc-
Dust: hAHA PICK UP FOUR B*TCH!
Killer: GODDAMMIT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY UNO!!
Cross: -
Cross: *slowly closes the door*
Dust: *from inside the closet* yOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S ONLY FOUR NOT EIGHT!!
Killer: BUT I PUT ANOTHER ONE DOWN FOUR PLUS FOUR MAKES...
Killer: *mumbling*
Killer: EIGHT!!
Lust: I swear to god if he had to count on his fingers-
Lust is the only really sane one.
Lust: I KNOW RIGHT!!
Lust: It's like I'm the only one who doesn't snort cocaine in here!
Error: What?! I don't! I just get pissed at their stupidity!!
Nightmare: YEAH-
Lust: mMH SHUT IT, BOTTOM.
Nightmare: fskdksdksdk-
Nightmare: i hate you all.
Horror: even...
Horror: mE-
Nightmare: *throws Horror out the window*
Lust: *rushes to the window*
Horror: AAAAaaaa- oOF.
Lust: *calls from the window* aRE YOU OKAY?!
Horror: *yells from the ground* YEAHH *teleports back into the castle*
Nightmare: *storms off grumbling*
Cross: iS NO ONE HUNGRY FOR LUNCH?! (btw this is the day AFTER the texting chapter)
*Everyone sits down for lunch except Nightmare, Killer, and Dust*
Cross: Hey, where's Nighty?
Lust: Stormed off somewhere
Susie: After throwing Horror out the window
Horror: aGAIN-
Cross: Oh, okay. *puts Nightmare's lunch in the fridge for later*
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