Oreo_Playz
Susie do you like sharks? *baby sharks plays*
*music starts to slowly fade in*
Susie: HELL YEAH! Sharks are like, the best!
*music starts to get louder*
Error: Actually, you remind me of a shark. Shark Susie.
Susie: Don't call me that.
*music is getting louder*
Error: Shark Susie, Shark Susie, Shark Susi-
Susie: SHUT UP OR I'LL EAT YOUR FACE!
Error: ...ok
Susie: Hey, does anyone hear anything?
*MUSIC BLASTS OUT SUDDENLY*
Susie: JESUS FUCAKJsGSFXNhjfgyjushfvxgyuNBZxfcdgHJGFCDGHUYGTFREDCFGHUY
Susie: WTF IS THIS SH*T?!?!?!?
Cross: *dancing*
Nightmare: OMG TURN IT OFF
Susie: THIS MAKES SHARKS LOOK WEAK
Nightmare: wait how
Susie: IT IS A KIDS SONG FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Error: *glitching*
*Killer and Dust walk through a portal holding McDanolds*
Killer: Hey, wassu- *hears music and drops food*
Dust: HEY DUDE WHAT THE HECK
Killer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*has a fear of sharks*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dust: Please shut up, it's not that bad.
Killer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nightmare: OMG *throws Killer and radio out the window*
Susie: Good riddance.
Cross: You realize it's still playing down there.
Nightmare: Yup.
Dust: And you threw Killer with it too...
Nightmare: Uh yeah? I know?
Error: He has a huge fear of sharks, you dumb*ss that's why he was screaming.
Nightmare: I know.
Nightmare: WAIT WAT
Nightmare: GO GET HIM DUST
Nightmare: And Cross, order me a shark tank
Susie: HAHA I LIKE YOUR STYLE BUDDY
Nightmare: I know, I'm fabulous~
Susie: and now I don't.
Nightmare: Cross, hurry up and get the tank
Cross: No, that's mean
Nightmare: Duh.
Cross: Too mean.
Nightmare: whatever. Let's just eat.
Susie: *ate all of the fast food*
Gang: ...
Error: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Susie: idk I WAS HUNGRY
Cross: who tf eats that much?!
Susie: I do.
Error: Horror does.
Cross: Ah, true.
Nightmare: Speaking of Horror, he's still in the closet. Has it been and hour yet?
Cross: UHHH...*checks timer* yeah, basically
Nightmare: Welp, everyone stand aside.
Susie: Why?
Nightmare: *opens closet door*
*nothing happens*
*a figure bolts out*
Susie: WHOA
*the figure runs into the kitchen and stands on top of the highest cupboard*
Horror: omg omg omg omg omg *shuddering*
Horror: *wearing only his underwear*
Horror: He stole my clothes. Help help help please please
Lust: *walks out holding Horror's clothes* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO EAT ME!
Horror: *bolts to his room*
Lust: hhehehehehehe~~~~~~~ *muttering to himself*
Susie: ...
Susie: I have seen things I'd rather forget.
Error: I know.
Nightmare: Welcome to the gang.
Susie: The Fun Gang
Nightmare: NO YOU IDIOT!
Susie: The $@*Gang
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: No, but close.
Dust: *whispers something to Susie*
Susie: The Bad Gay's? The f*ck?!
Nightmare: OMG NO!!
Dust: *giggles*
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