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U FORGOT SELLOTAPE!
Killer: ...
Killer: WHAT.
Killer: How DARE you mention-
Killer: ANOTHER F*CKING TAPE-
Killer: IN THE FLEX TAPE WORSHIP GROUP!!
Horror: *looks up* excuse me-
Horror: WATCH YOUR MOUTH,
Horror: OR YOU'LL BE KICKED OUT!!
Killer: Wh-WHY?!
Horror: Oh no, not you.
Horror: Oreo_Playz.
Killer: oh thank god-
Dust: How's that circle comin along Horror?
Horror: JUST FINE THANK YOU.
Horror: Actually, it's not working.
Dust: no sh*t
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Let's use the boat you sawed in half as a sacrifice
Horror: AHA! YES!
Horror: WE'LL PUT IT IN THE CIRCLE!!
Dust: what is up with you and circles-
Horror: EXCUSE ME?!
Horror: A star in a circle is god-summoning 101!!
Dust: Actually, I'm pretty sure it's DEMON-summoning 101.
Killer: uh...
Killer: Is Phil Swift a demon?
Dust & Horror: ...
Dust: Is he even dead?
Horror: U-uh!!
Killer: HOW CAN WE SUMMON HIM IF HE'S NOT DEAD??
Horror: YOU CAN SUMMON SATAN AND HE'S NOT DEAD!!
Dust: don't you think he'll be mad if we randomly teleport him into our basement...
Dust: with a bunch of crazy, murderous skeletons...
Dust: he might, get a heart attack or something.
Killer: UNLESS HE'S DEAD!!
Horror: DO YOU WANT HIM DEAD OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
Killer: NO OF COURSE NOT, HE IS OUR SAVIOR!!
Killer: I'M JUST STATING FACTS!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes let the sawed boat be a sacrifice, sacrifices will be made for Phil swift
Killer: oh god...
Killer: Does anyone remember what happened to the boat anyways??
Dust: Uh, it's still up there...
Horror: WE LEFT IT THERE OH SH*T-
Horror: WE HAVE TO GO RESCUE IT!!
Horror: *runs up the stairs of the basement and tries to open the door*
Horror: *struggling*
Horror: GUYS!!
Horror: SOMEONE F*CKING LOCKED US IN!!
Dust: *facepalms* so?
Horror: WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE!!
Killer: YOU IDIOT-
Killer: WE ARE MAGICAL SKELETONS!!
Killer: I WILL KICK YOU OUT IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL LOGIC!
Horror: ...
Horror: fine. *teleports away to get the boat*
Dust: holy sugar honey ice tea-
Dust: he could have just teleported the boat in here.
Dust: HOW THE HELL IS HE GONNA GET IT IN HERE?!
Killer: I'm...going to go help him.
Dust: Are you gonna leave too?? :,c
Killer: Nah, I'm not as stupid as Horror.
Killer: *teleports Horror and the boat halves into the basement*
Horror: whOA WTF
Horror: *looks around* oh...
Horror: THE GOD OF PHIL SWIFT BROUGHT ME HERE!
Dust: NO YOU IDIOT!!
Dust: KILLER TELEPORTED YOU HERE!!
Killer: what the hell is wrong with you????
Horror: oh...
Horror: Does uh, anyone know how to sacrifice a boat??
Killer: ....
Dust: ....
Horror: ....
Horror: well f*ck-
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