WAH?! The author didn't publish a new chapter for almost a WEEK?!
yES I KNO AND I'M SO SORRY GEEZXXXAOIkjsuhdenbvfntqdb
uM- HaVe An AsK- LUST! HUG YOUR HOLEY BUT NOT HOLY BOI! HORROR! HUG YO LITTLE CUTIE EGG!
Lust: Ehehe, I see what you did there!
Lust: Also, how am I an egg?
Lust: That's still Horror!
Horror: Cos I love you, I wont take that offensively-
Horror: And thanks for callin' me cute! >w<
Lust: *hugs Horror aka Holey But Not Holey Cracked Crack-head Egg*
Horror: *hugs Lust aka....???? Nickname anyone?*
Lust: Aw-
Horror: *hugs hARDER *insert lenny face**
Lust: FSKSKDSKS UR SQUISHING ME-
Horror: rEEEEE-
Lust: AHM GONNA DIEEE-
Horror: *lets go* lol jk
Lust: yOU DAMN PTERODACTYL-
Killer: oHH guys guys!
Cross: What?
Killer: Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl pee?
Dust: Because they're extinct???
Killer: No, cos the P is SILENT!!
Dust: ...
Dust: I mean, I get it buuuut...
Susie: tHAT WAS THE WORST DAD JOKE EVER.
Error: agrEED.
Killer: :,)
Everyone! Go make enemies to people in your AU!
Lust: Uh, people kind of already hate me...?
Lust: Like, the only people who like me are my bro and Mtt.
Lust: But that's only cos he's my bro's *gags* boyfriend.
Horror: You don't like Mettaton?
Lust: NO. He is the biggest nerd!
Lust: Like Error-
Error: bISH NO I AM NOTT_TTtTtt__tt- *glitches*
Susie: Um...
Susie: Is it just me, or does Error seem to be glitching out a lot lately?
Nightmare: probably cos he's tired of dealing with all of your crap!
Dust: Honestly, aren't we all?
Everyone: ...
Susie: Aaaaanyways...
Susie: People kind of already hate me... sort of...
Susie: I'm considered a bully in my worl-
Killer: hAH!
Killer: omg YOU'RE A BULLY?!
Horror: Like, one of those girls that spread rumors and stu-
Susie: No, idiots, I slam people into lockers and eat faces.
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