Would y'all get mad at me if I didn't update until Valentines Day just so that Chapter 69 could be on the literal day of love?
lol don't worry I wont...
probably...
hOWDY NEWBIE-
Will you all be my family? I don't have one.
Cross: wHATS UP WITH ALL OF THESE LONELY PEOPLE?!
Cross: OF COURSE WE WILL!!
Error: Yeah, sure, we even have the classic emo-kid.
*Everyone looks at Nightmare*
Error: We have a cannibal, emo-kid, murderous pacifist, TWO murderers that date each other, a once-upon-a-time slut, and a purple dinosaur who looks like the female version of BARNEY.
Error: And all of them are monsters.
Error: Yeah, who wouldn't want to be part of our family.
Lust: Damn, you make us sound horrible.
Horror: eEEE!! *jumps*
Lust: It's uh....been a day...
Horror: y-yeah, yeah I knew th-that...
Lust: Huh? *looks at a giant pile of snow* What's that.
...
Susie: nothing...
Cross: A-anyways!
Cross: You don't have to ask to be apart of our family, you already are!!
Cross: All of you!
Nightmare: uNLESS YOU HURT MY WAIFU-
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i DoN'T kNoW iF i CaN dO ThAt
Nightmare: wELL TOO BAD!!
Cross: *pets Nightmare*
Cross: Ssh, it's fine, they aren't going to hurt me or anything like that!
Nightmare: *hisses but then calms down*
Lust: Jesus you are one big baby-
Nightmare: *grabs Lust and is about to throw him out the window*
Horror: wOAHWOAHWOAH PUT HIM DOWN!!
Lust: WHAT THE F*CKKKK?!??!???!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!
Nightmare: he. is. pissing me off.
Horror: It's his first time being here, calm down!
Nightmare: Well, he needs to learn somehow!
Cross: *grabs Nightmare's tentacle* He's right, put him down and you can throw him next time.
Nightmare: ...fine. *puts him down*
Lust: *runs to Horror* whatiswrongwithhimomgomg
Susie can I be your friend? If not I understand.
Susie: SURE!!
Susie: WE WILL BE THE ULTIMATE DUO!
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