_nagitokomaeda_
You sacrifice the boat by covering it in tape and throwing it at error
Killer: ...
Killer: well the tape part makes sense.
Horror: Hmm...but whose stash should we use?
Dust: Why don't we just buy more??
Horror: AND WASTE MONEY ON AMAZING TAPE?
Dust: ...uh...
Dust: yeah???
Horror: good idea.
Killer: Okay...Horror you get the tape.
Horror: AND LEAVE YOU TWO TO MAKE OUT?!
Dust: we would neve-
Horror: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT BULLSH*T.
Horror: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
Killer: Okay-
Killer: FINE!
*A few hours of buying tape crazily, taping the car crazily, and figuring out how to carry the car crazily*
Killer: HoW dO wE f*CKiNg cArRy tHIs
Horror: I-I don't know!!
Dust: wait guys-
Horror: SHUT UP, WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT!
Dust: GUYS
Killer: we were listening all along why didn't you say anything?
Dust: ...
Dust: you son of a-
Dust: *cOUgh*
Dust: ANYWAYS-
Dust: If we are magical skeletons, and we can teleport and stuff...
Horror: UH, I KNOW THIS!!
Dust: (not before you didn't-)
Dust: And we can make bones, and little kids float...
Killer: I mean, usually I just stab them with a knife but uh...I can
Dust: ...
Dust: Can't we magically carry the boat????
Killer: ....
Horror: ....
Dust: ...right??
Horror: .....
Killer: yesIknewthat*coughcoughcough*
Killer: *magically carries the boat*
Horror: wait...
Horror: How is this supposed to fit through the door??
Horror: Isn't it still locked too....
Dust: *facepalms so f*cking hard-*
Dust: WE WENT OVER THIS!!
Dust: TELEPORT IT UPSTAIRS!!
Dust: THEN MAGICALLY THROW IT AT ERROR!!
Horror: ooOOOOHHH!
Killer: Bby YOU'RE SO SMART!!
Dust: no I'm not you're just an idiot-
Oreo_Playz
What why error???
Killer: I don't know!!
Dust: Ask _nagitokomaeda_!
_nagitokomaeda_
Oreo_Playz idk
Dust: Well, crap.
Dust: I guess there's no reason.
*from upstairs*
Error: Ugh, what's so good about Drag Race anyways??
*Killer, Dust, and Horror appear with the boat floating magically*
Horror: SURPRISE MOTHER F*CKER!!
Error: the f*c-
Killer: *throws the boat at Error*
Error: *teleports away from it*
Error: WHY THE F*CK-
Error: DID YOU TRY TO KILL ME?!
Nightmare: Eh, no killing people in the castle.
Nightmare: Do it, in like...some other place I don't know.
Cross: or don't do it all thankyouverymuch
Killer: what...
Killer: HOW DID YOU DODGE THAT?!
Dust: because-
Dust: WE ARE MAGICAL SKELETONS!!
Horror: goddammit...
Nightmare: AND DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO LEAVE US ALONE WITH THAT STUPID FLEX TAPE?!
Nightmare: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO UNDERLUST!!
*teleports them all to UnderLust*
Susie: what...
Susie: What is UnderLust anyways?
Nightmare: You know Lust?
Susie: ew yeah
Nightmare: IT'S WHERE HE'S FROM
Susie: OH----
Nightmare: AND EVERYONE IS LIKE HIM (except for Mettaton but that doesn't matter-)
Susie: OH. MY GOD.
Susie: NO WONDER EVERYONE IS AFRAID.
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
