~~IN ANOTHER TIMELINE~~
Nightmare: *whistling*
Horror: Nightmare, shut up. Ru Pauls drag race is getting real.
Nightmare: I AM YOUR LEADER, I DON'T NEED TO-
Nightmare: Wait. Why are you watching men dress up as ladies?
Horror: ...
Horror: ...
Horror: ...
Nightmare: Well?
Horror: SHUT UP!!
Killer: Hey! Don't talk to my senpai like that!
Cross: What? HE'S IS NOT YOUR SENPAI!
Nightmare: I'M NOT ANYONE'S SENPAI!
Cross: Yeah, you are MINE.
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: Whatever.
Susie: That's a lot of dots...
Nightmare: wtf who are YOU
Susie: Your worst nightmare.
Nightmare: what
Susie: Also, watch out.
Nightmare: wha-
*SMACK*
Lancer: WOW! A CONVENIENT CUSHION!
Lancer: Wait...you aren't a cushion...
Nightmare: *grabs Lancer by the...neck?*
Nightmare: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Susie: *raises axe* I'D PUT HIM DOWN IF I WERE YOU.
*Dust, Killer, Cross, and Error come to Nightmare's side*
Nightmare: OMG HORROR!
Horror: UGH FINE UGH *turns off tv and walks to Nightmare*
Nightmare: HA! YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH?
*drops Lancer, who runs away behind Susie*
Susie: WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT!
*Lancer disappears*
Susie: wait where's Lancer
*Lancer has been...discarded.*
Susie: WHY??
Nightmare: HA
*Only Bad Sanse-
*err...
*Only Bad Toby Fox Characters allowed in the castle.*
Nightmare: Pfft, bad? She looks like she could barely kill a fly!
Susie: WELL HAVE YOU??
Nightmare: THOSE THINGS ARE HARD TO CATCH OKAY
Error: ...you haven't killed a fly before?
Nightmare: OH MY GOD SHUT UP WHY ARE YOU ONLY TALKING NOW?!
Error: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOUR CRAP!
Dust: HEY! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING TO ME?!
Cross: BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SO-CALLED SHIP WITH KILLER!
Killer: YEAH! wait what-
Dust: JUST CAUSE I HAVE EXP DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS :,,,,,,(
Cross: I DON'T CARE!
Dust: I HATE YOU!
Nightmare: DON'T TALK TO THE TEAMMATES LIKE THAT!
Killer: Srsly tho what did Cross say-
Error: YOU'RE ONLY STEPPING IN CAUSE YOU LIKE CROSS!!
Nightmare: NO I DON'T SHUT UP
Nightmare: WELL, YOU LIKE INK!
Killer: wtf is happening my god
Killer: *stands beside Susie*
Susie: ...Can I leave?
Killer: Nope.
Susie: ...
Susie: ...
Susie: Any idea what's going on?
*Everyone else is screaming at each other*
*Not screaming words. Just noise*
Killer: Nope.
Susie: Huh.
Susie: Do you think the author will change the title?
Killer: Doubt it. She's too lazy, and you are probably just some special event.
Susie: OH.
Susie: RUDE.
Nightmare: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dust: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Error: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cross: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Horror: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dust: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING HORROR?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAA
Horror: ...
Horror: I'm gonna watch Ru Paul.
*screaming continues*
Horror: i n m y r o o m
S U S I E J O I N E D T H E P A R T Y
*weird music playing*
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