OMG GUYS AN EXACT YEAR AGO I JOINED WATTPAD!! ISN'T THIS GREAT!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
Killer now u can wear a dress made of knives! Dont ask how...
Killer: Aww... that's gonna hurt...
Dust: Oh you'll be fine! C'mon, this is something I want to see.
Killer: sadist-
Dust: Inappreciable wannabe trendsetter-
Nightmare: MMmMmm Negativity drama-
Horror: did-
Horror: did you just snort negativity-
Nightmare: WTH NO???
Killer: *sticks his tongue out at Dust*
Dust: *rolls his 'eyes'* My god, you can be so immature sometimes.
Killer: AM NOT!!
Dust: Yeah, more like all the time.
Killer: Shut up, you're just jealous!
Dust: Jealous of what?! Your pathetic life!?
Killer: AT LEAST I have a life!! Unlike you.
Cross: WOAH!! Guys calm down, this is getting out of hand!
Nightmare: On the contrary, I thought it was just getting started.
Killer: HMPH.
Dust: Ugh, whatever, just go put on the knife dress...
Dust: Wait, can Error even sew through knives-
Error: i AM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN.
Killer: Well then, how am I supposed to wear a dress of knives??
Error: ...
Error: You could get Ink to paint you one.
Killer: eW I DON'T WANT HIM TO LICK ME WITH HIS BRUSH!!
Error: It's not that gross, and it's not 'licking'
Horror: Yeah, cos he saves the 'licking' for you~
Lust: *from behind the corner* that's gross Horror.
Horror: hehe But funny-
Lust: *peaks his head around* no.
Lust: just gross.
Horror: .______.
Error: *calls Ink*
Error: Hey Skittles!
Ink: Heyya Glitchy!
Susie: Ooh Glitchy huh?~
Error: sHUT UP-
Ink: Who's that?
Error: no one.
Error: Anyways, do you think you could paint Killer a dress made out of knives?
Ink: uh-
Ink: Well, I mean I could but...
Ink: wHY?!
Error: Dare.
Ink: Pfft, haha!! Okay, it'll be done in a few minutes! *hangs up*
Killer: Ugh, and I thought I wouldn't have to wear such a stupid thing.
Dust: The only stupid thing here is you-
Cross: wILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!
~A FEW MINUTES LATER~
Ink: *pops out of a random paint portal*
Ink: Hey guys!!
Error: *walks over and kisses Ink on the cheekbone*
Ink: Hehe, here's your dress!
Error: *takes the dress* Thanks Inky, see you soon!
Ink: Bye!! *waves as he hops back into the portal*
Killer: *grumbles and takes the dress from Error's hands*
Dust: Oh hush up, you only have to put it on, walk out here, then take it off.
Killer: Uh huh, whatever.
Killer: *goes to put on dress*
Cross: Say Dust, you guys haven't been doing well lately... is everything okay?
Dust: Uhhh... Yeahh???
Cross: You've just been fighting a lot...
Dust: Pfft that's how we show our love for each other!!
Horror: fair enough.
Lust: What do you MEAN fair enough?!
Lust: They are literally going crazy!
Error: Well first off, they were already crazy.
Dust: rUDE-
Error: Secondly, they're murderous freaks. How do you think they'd be able to show their love? They don't know how.
Dust: I COULD IF I TRIED!!
Killer: *walks out of the bathroom wearing the knife dress*
Dust: *wolf whistles*
Killer: bOI IF YOU DON'T-
Susie: Hey Killer, do you love Dust?
Killer: ...
Killer: uh... yes???
Killer: we're uh.... dating????????
Susie: Hey Dust, do you love Killer?
Dust: noe.
Killer: wHAT-
Dust: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON THE FLIPSIDE?!
Dust: but jk yeah lol
Susie: Then there. Problem solved.
Error: ... wtf-
Nightmare: Everyone here is stupid.
Cross: besides me and you tho.
Nightmare: yes.
Killer: Y'all don't understand!! Me and Dust will LOVE EACH OTHER UNTIL FLEX TAPE DOESN'T EXIST!!
Error: But it ALREADY exists, it can't just... NOT exist!!
Killer: exactly.
Horror: ....
Horror: ....
Horror: ....oH-
Killer: Me and Dust will love each other forever!
Dust: *laughs* Yeah... you're right.
Killer: Of course I am. *tries to dab but cuts himself on one of the knives*
Killer: o-OW!!
Dust: XD LOL WHAT A LOSER-
Killer: *rips one of the knives off and throws it at Dust*
Dust: eEP!! *tries to dodge but cuts his sweater*
Dust: tHIS IS MY FAVOURITE GODDAMN SWEATER!!
Nightmare: *groans* it's gonna be even louder in here nowww....
XD lol don't worry y'all Dust X Killer is still a thing, at least in this book.
I honestly don't know who to ship anymore.
also this chapter has 699 words... im so stupid-
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