I think octopus and afterdeath- i mean geno should have a staring contest
Nightmare & Geno: HEY-
Nightmare: I am not an octopus!!
Geno: And what the hell is AFTERDEATH supposed to mean?!
Sci: Shouldn't you know...I mean, you did realize it meant you-
Geno: *blushes a little* Th-THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE REAPER SAID IT ONCE!! It means nothing!
Error: *laughs* Wow Geno, I've never seen you so worked up!
Geno: *glares at Error*
Nightmare: Glaring at Error, hm? Aren't we supposed to be having a contest?
Geno: *rolls his eyes* Whatever...
Nightmare: *sits down at a table, and Geno sits across from him*
(Ligit about to make Bird say something about it being unfair cos Nightmare has one eye, but then I realized Geno did too lol. Also accidentally typed 'Glare' instead of 'Geno' XD)
Dance: Alright! THREE!
Killer: TWO!
Horror: ONE!!
Susie: BEGIN!
Nightmare: *glares at Geno*
Geno: *glares back*
Nightmare: *glares an even colder glare*
Geno: *glares harder*
Nightmare: *glares an even deadlier and scarier glare*
Geno: *starts to shake*
Nightmare: *glares into Geno's soul*
Geno: e-EEP!! *falls off of the chair*
Fresh: *catches him from no where*
Fresh: Woah brah! Your glaring was top-diggidy-dog!
Geno: *groans* That...kind of physically hurt.
Nightmare: *laughs* Yeah, that's what happens sometimes.
Geno: Then why didn't you say anything??
Error: Because it's funny, duh.
Dust: *recorded the whole thing and giggles*
Killer: *whispers* send that to me-
Geno: DON'T YOU DAR-
Dust: Sent!!
Geno: *groans and goes back into the corner*
Dance: Well, that was fun!
Outer: *shrugs* I guess.
Cross: *runs to Nightmare and hugs him*
Cross: Yay, you won!
Nightmare: Yeah, of course. He didn't stand a chance.
Geno: *glares at Nightmare, but then looks away*
Nightmare: be afraid bitc-
*loudly fangirl* YAY! SHIP! I'M HAPPY FOR YOU LUST!
Lust: *blushes a little* Aw, hehe- thanks!
Horror: *blushes even more* th-thanks, or whatever...
Bird: Thanks for what?
Lust: Horror and I got engaged!!
Horror: S-STOP SAYING THAT!! WE DIDN'T!
Lust: *laughs* Haha, yeah, we just started dating.
Outer: That's great, congrats!
Sci: Say, who is dating?
Nightmare: Cross is mine. *grabs Cross protectively*
Geno: *mumbles* Could've guess that...
Killer: I'm dating Dust! *jumps into his arms*
Dust: *almost drops Killer* wTF-
Error: I'm dating Ink, so don't hit on me.
Susie: Dating Noelle- er, my girlfriend. You probably don't know her.
Horror: And as you know, I'm dating Lust. *pets his head*
Horror: What about you guys?
Bird: Single and proud.
Dance: I'm dating my Frisk! (only straight guy here I bet-)
Sci: u-Uh, I'm single as well.
Outer: Same. *peace sign*
Geno: *mumbles something that sounds like 'single'*
Error: What about Fresh?
Fresh: Well brah-
Error: don't call me that.
Fresh: Well buddy chum pal friend amigo home slice bread slice bestie bro,
Fresh: I'm currently a single pringle who is not ready to mingle!
Fresh: That's just unfresh brah.
Error: fsfklfslfkds-
where's reaper?
Geno: *blushes a lot* N-NO WHERE!!
Geno: It doesn't matter anyways! No one wants him here!
Horror: Really... because it doesn't seem that way... *smirks at Geno*
Geno: *grumbles and looks down, blushing*
Error: Don't deny it! You do like him!
Geno: ...
Killer: oHOHO HE DOES!!
Geno: ERROR SAID NOT TO DENY IT!!
Bird: *whispers to Cross* are they always like... this?
Cross: *smiles* Yeah, but you get used to it. They're good people- even if they act stupid and immature sometimes.
Nightmare: Except for me.
Cross: *hugs Nightmare's arm* Oh, you're verrrryyyy childish!
Nightmare: *pets Cross's head with a tentacle, and let's Cross hug his arm*
Dance: Hey... do you hear that sound?
bECAUSE SPEAKING OF REAPER-
*drops reapertale snas through the roof* YEET!
Reaper: aAH! *conveniently lands on Geno*
Geno: oOF! What the heck?! Whoever you are- GET OFF!!
Geno: *tries to push Reaper off*
Reaper: *gets off and swoops Geno up*
Geno: *blushes like crazy* u-UH!!
Reaper: Hey Geno~
Geno: *pushes him away* S-Stop it!!
Horror: *wolf whistles*
Geno: *buries his face in his scarf*
Error: HAH, someone has a cruuuush!!
Geno: stooooop!!!
Reaper: Oh, now do you~
Geno: *slaps Reaper* I SAID STOP!! *teleports to the library, blushing*
Reaper: ...
Reaper: playing hard to get, huh?????- *teleports to the library as well*
Killer: well, that was a thing.
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