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Nightmare: *yawns*

Killer: yOU CRAZY B*TCH-

Killer: YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!

Error: *wakes up from a nap* wtf-

Nightmare: did you just call me a bitc-

Killer: Yawns are contagious you FOOL!

Lust: stfu nobody care-

Lust: *yawns*

Horror: *runs from Lust* N-NO!! LUST!!

Lust: What? I just yawned so wha... *falls asleep*

Error: ugh. lucky-

Cross: Nightmare... does that mean you're going to...

Nightmare: No, this is stupid... *falls asleep as well*

Cross: nUUUU!!! *le cri*

Horror: *shakes Cross violently* STAHp! We have got to be sTRONG!!

Susie: Y-yeah!! *yawns*

Everyone: *backs away from Susie*

Susie: No, guys, I-I'm safe I swear!!

Killer: get back, Susie, or I'll have to hurt you. 

Dust: UhhHH that's a little too far...

Susie: *falls asleep and hits the ground*

Dust: OOHOHOHOH GOD-

Horror: Wh-what are we gonna do???

Error: Fall asleep????

Error: and be QUIET?!

Killer: pfft who wants that-

Error: ME?!?!

Dust: Stfu nobody likes you.

Error: -

Error: FSKCKWKDCKSKJDHFGYID-

Horror: O-oh okay, what's our battle plan?

Dust: Battle plan???

Dust: How the hell are we gonna fight a cough?????

Killer: -

Killer: FEBREEZ-

Dust: *bish slaps Killer* nO YOU IDIOT!

Dust: oh, sorry about that.

Dust: WE HAVE GOT TO.... Uh...

Killer: fRICK WE DON'T HAVE A PLAN!!

Horror: y'know febreeze might not be that ba...*yawns*

Dust: *shoves Horror away* gET AWAY CONTAMINATION QUARINTINE URSELF-

Horror: t-tell my mother...

Horror: she was the best apple.... *falls asleep*

Killer: oH MY GOD. 

Killer: eh, never really liked him.

Horror: *wakes up* B*TCH WHAT?! *falls back asleep*

Dust: This is kind of like a romantic-zombie movie.

Killer: Oh hey, it kind of is... wait....

Dust: *smiles at Killer, evilly*

Killer: wAIT-

Dust: SOMEONE HAS TO BE THE SACRIFICE KILLER!

Killer: N-NO WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER-

Dust: *throws Killer on top of Lust*

Killer: *yawns* wAIT NOooOooOOO- *falls asleep*

Dust: *laughing crazily*

Error: Uh, I'm still here???

Dust: *stops laughing* -

Dust: aw, reall- *yawns*

Dust: w-wait! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

Error: Frick i wanted to sleep...

Dust: *flips off Error* f*CK YOOOoouuu... *falls asleep*

Error: ....

Error: .... *looks around* ...

Error: ...

Error: Peace and quiet at last...

Error: ...

Error: ....

Error: This is boring, I'm going to Inky's. *leaves*

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