Big Ben Strikes The Eleventh Hour (Wholock)

Another One Turns To Glue

Rory, Amy, the Doctor, John and Sherlock decided to carpool to the murder scene. This was a bad idea, as none of them had a car, so they were uncomfortably squished at the back of the taxi. Nevertheless, they got to their destination mostly unscathed.

When they got there, however, Lestrade was not happy.

"You can't bring all these people to the crime scene!" he yelled at Sherlock. "I let you bring one before but this is too much! I could get fired for this!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," the Doctor interrupted before Sherlock could say anything. "I've got permission! Look!"

He took out his physic paper and showed Lestrade. Lestrade frowned at it, then sighed. He let them in without further complaint. Sherlock blinked, confused. That was a first.

"That paper was blank," he hissed to the Doctor. Amy and Rory looked up at him in surprise.

"No, it wasn't blank," John said, looking worriedly at Sherlock. 

"It's physic paper," the Doctor explained. "It shows people what I want them to see. But it doesn't seem to work on clever people or people with no imagination."

"Okay..." John said, still confused. 

"It's complicated," the Doctor said, waving his hands around. "But moving on...."

They had reached the body and Sherlock and John did what they did best. Sherlock snooped around for clues and John diagnosed the body. The Doctor and the Ponds stayed to the side awkwardly. But after feeling Lestrade's eyes on them, they threw themselves in the fray. The Doctor and Amy looked for clues (continuously getting in the way of Sherlock, much to his annoyance) and Rory helped John diagnose the body. 

It went about as well as the other time went. Sherlock couldn't find anything useful, which made him frustrated. John and Rory couldn't find the cause of death, but at least they didn't touch it this time.

The victim was an middle aged women who apparently was a doctor . Her name was Irene Scyler and she had a lot of friends. That seemed to be the only important things about her. She wasn't important or special in anyway. And she seemed relatively nice, she donated to charity a lot, so... why would someone want to kill her?

Unfortunately, Anderson was here, so they weren't able to get much information without a snide or sarcastic comment. And before John and Rory could finish looking at the body, Anderson came to move it, ignoring their frantic warnings, and it melted in his hands. That caused John to yell at him for 15 minutes which distracted Sherlock and the Doctor. Then the Doctor accidentally knocked over a vase and that started a whole series of events.

So, bottom line, neither Sherlock, John, Amy, Rory or the Doctor are allowed in the crime scenes any more. It was an uncomfortable ride home.

The Doctor and Sherlock were both pouting and John and the Ponds were trying not to laugh. As soon as the taxi stopped at Baker Street Sherlock grabbed John and got out. He didn't say anything to the Ponds or the Doctor, he just forced his way into 221B and pulled John into the flat. John gave the Ponds an awkward wave before the door closed.

 The Doctor shrugged.

"Ready, Ponds?" he asked his friends once the taxi had gone. Rory and Amy frowned at him, confused.

"But we were kicked out," Amy pointed out.

"Well, I was kicked out of Earth once," the Doctor said.

"Unsurprisingly," Amy muttered.

"And that didn't stop me, did it?" the Doctor continued. He grinned at the Ponds. The Ponds sighed.