丅ᕼᗴ ᒪ ᔕɊᑌᗩᗪ - L x OC -

crazy fan-girls.

The moment I enter the room I sprawl out on the floor and close my eyes.

L tries not to trip over my pathetic heap. "The broadcast will be starting any minute," he tells me as he crouches down by a single computer.

"Ughhh... I'm so tired..."

"Then have some coffee."

I can't even be bothered to respond with anything more than just a grunt.

Lind appears.

I crawl over.

UGH.

L is watching him.

"I head up an international police task force that includes all member nations, I am Lind L. Taylor, otherwise known as L."

I am overwhelmed by sympathy for this character who deserved more screen time.

I slap L in the face.

He sort of looks annoyed and glares at me.

"That's for killing Lindy," I say moodily.

L yanks my hair quite suddenly.

I scream shrilly in pain.

He smirks.

I scowl and knock him over for revenge.

"Criminals around the world are being murdered by a cereal killer."

L kicks at me with his bare feet.

I try to punch him. "Oh, honey, this is war!"

"I consider this crime to be the most atrocious act of murder in history, and I will not rest until the person or persons responsible are brought to justice!"

buT I am weak.

And L swiftly pins me to the ground.

DAMN!

I'm so pathetic.

"Kira I will hunt you down, I will find you!"

L just ignores the fact that I'm UNDERNEATH him and watches the screen.

I think right now my pal Light is flapping the Death Note around like he's trying to swat some flies away or something.

If you whAck flies with a death note would they die...?

"Kira, I've got a pretty good idea of what your motivation might be."

We all need some more motivation in our lives.

"And I can guess what you hope to achieve..."

No, all Light wanted was a pair of shoes.

"However, what you are doing right now is evil."

I cough awkwardly.

L just ignores me.

Lindy dies.

I am forced to shut up while he talks to the world.

HELP ME!

"I... I don't believe it. Kira, you can actually kill people without direct contact... So, my hunch was right, I couldn't believe it until I saw it with my own eyes. But of course, it wouldn't make sense otherwise."

Light is utterly heartbroken.

I can see it.

The betrayal in his eyes.

"Listen, to me, Kira."

Yes Kira, you listen to him.

"If you did indeed kill, Lind L. Taylor, the man you just saw die on television, I should tell you that he was an inmate, whose execution was scheduled for today." L mocks Kira with a sympathetic tone, "That was not me..."