丅ᕼᗴ ᒪ ᔕɊᑌᗩᗪ - L x OC -

'One punch' him to the moon.

"Wake up!"

Sorry, what was that?

I'm not listening.

"Please get up..."

No thank you.

I grunt and roll over.

Suddenly I am hit by a blast of cold air.

L dumps the covers on the floor.

"NOOOOOOOO!" I squeal.

How dare he be so cruel?

I THOUGHT HE LOVED ME!

I scowl and curl up on the cooling mattress.

"You really have to get up, Lola," L begins matter-of-factly. "Misa has her meeting with the Yotsuba group today and we have to prepare, it's sort of important."

"Shut up!" I hug my knees. "Can't you see I'm suffering?"

He places a FREEZING COLD hand on my shoulder.

I yelp and slap him.

L rolls his eyes. "You know what, I'm just gonna leave you," he says.

Phew.

Wait...

He's going to leave me all alone on this cold mattress with no one to love me?

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

I jump out of bed and grAb him. "YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!"

"Lola!" he exclaims.

"Hm?" I momentarily stop crushing L.

"Can you... do more gentle hugs?" He squirms in my arms.

"nO," I say, and squeeze him tighter until we both fall to the floor.

L sighs and gives up.

I laUgh.

I like this.

It's fun.

Maybe L finds me annoying...

I hope he doesn't, that would make me emOtional.

"L!" I scream.

"Ah!" He gets a smol fright. "What?"

"Do we have an unhealthy relationship?" I ask in a voice filled with SORROW.

L thinks for a moment. "Yes," he decides.

My heart snaps like a dead tree.

"We should both go on diets," he says gravely.

...

"HAHAHAHHA!" I burst out laughing. "You are so funny..." I say, wiping my tearstained eyes.

L smirks a little.

"But you don't really think that, do you?"

"Well... you are quite a handful," L begins seriously, "and I'm probably sleep deprived..."

*Cough, cough*

Definitely, sleep deprived.

"But I know that I love you because I would let you share my cake," he says.

Yeah, Matsuda almost died when he ate L's cake.

It was funny.

AND TOTALY DREADFUL!

My goodness.

HORRIFIC!

Not funny...