丅ᕼᗴ ᒪ ᔕɊᑌᗩᗪ - L x OC -

I am forcefully removed from my home.

It's been a couple of days since Near and Mello joined me and L on the case, it's good fun having them around.

AND VERY HELPFUL.

Because that's what matters.

Not fun.

Nope.

HAHAHA.

I should stop lying to myself.

But we're all sort of forming a little family...

It's cute.

I've just woken up.

No, wait...

SOMEONE HAS AWAKENED ME!

How dare they...

With my eyes half closed, and in a fit of betrayal, I throw my duvet over the person who woke me up.

L removes the duvet from his head with a plain expression. "You sleep for far too long."

I yawn and stretch. "Were you missing me?"

"Yes."

I sigh.

Of course he wasn't missing me...

Wait what did he say?

"Y- you were?"

L nods and throws the still warm duvet back over me.

I snuggle into it.

I'm staying here.

"Please... get up!" L demands ImPoLiTeLy.

"No."

...

He scrutinises the situation for a moment. "I'm going to count to three."

"Are you genuinely sirius?"

"One."

I close my eyes.

Two more seconds of bliss.

"Two."

Every second counts...

"Three."

Ugh.

Before I can move I'm on the floor.

"WOAH DID YOU JUST SHOVE ME OUT OF MY HOME?"

"Home?"

I narrow my eyes into slits.

L gives me a deadpan look.

I fite him again.

But he's still stronger than me.

I'm chocking and dying in some sort of headlock.

"Do I need to put handcuffs on you?"

I splutter. "Probably..."

The cuffs click as he opens them.

I scream shrilly.

L drops me on the floor in shock.

HA!

I'm free.

I smirk triumphantly as we both experience ringing in our ears.

Wow...

"I'm no longer worried about you being kidnapped."

"Pfft, who would kidnap me?"

"That's a good point..."

"HEY!" I slap him as he drags me into the other room.

Watari is waiting for us in the dining room with breakfast.