When I finally arrive at the location of the mafia base, it's got to be around midnight.
'Don't expect a warm welcome, they're all mafia dodgy people...' I tell myself, knocking the peeling wooden door warily.
It swings open to reveal nothing but still, silent air.
Where are the people?
Suddenly I fly.
Much like when Damian picked me up that one time.
I blink in mild confusion as my feet float inches from the ground.
I am carried inside by the invisible force, right into the depths of the musty run-down building.
OH.
I JUST REALISED.
It's Sidoh!
That shinigami that Mihael told to guard this place.
It smells strongly of cannabis and alcohol.
Yummy.
Just kidding!
The invisible shinigami carries me into a room filled with light and noise.
There are members of the mafia lounging around on sofas and counting money.
Yay!
People like me.
I'm joking.
S.O.S.
They all turn their heads in surprise and pause what they were doing.
Someone makes their way over from the shadows.
"What the hell are you doing here?" A much older Mihael questions fiercely.
I give him a blank look. "Oh, I dunno, just came in for some tea and biscuits! Hello again, by the way, it's not like you haven't seen me in five years, you stupid marshmallow."
His blue eyes are like fire, scorching through me and my horrible insults.
"Can you make me not float around please?" I ask kindly.
I land easily on my feet.
I think Sidoh tried to place me gently.
Maybe he can tell if humans are pregnant...
Mihael grabs me by the arm and drags me out of the room and prying eyes of the mafia people. "Come with me," he orders.
"Like I have a choice..."
I try not to trip on the uneven floors.
What a dilapidated building.
Everything is all mouldy and falling apart.
He leads us down a hallway and into a room.
"This is my room, but if I left you on your own..." he doesn't finish whatever terrible thing he was about to reveal that would no doubt scare me half to death. "You'll stay here until I can send you back to wherever you came from."
I narrow my eyes considerably.
This child.
LACKS DISCIPLINE.
How dare he speak to an elder in such a TONE?
"No, you listen to me." I place my hands on my hips. "I'm staying with you because I'm going to help catch Kira," he looks like he's about to interrupt, "no, shush, be silence, you better listen to me and not be so bossy!"
Mihael growls.
"You haven't seen me in five years, do you know how long five years is? APPROXIMATELY 150 MILLION SECONDS! I'm not even kidding, I used a human calculator. But YOU," I seethe, "YOU think you can just dismiss me like... the disrespectful boi you are?"

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