丅ᕼᗴ ᒪ ᔕɊᑌᗩᗪ - L x OC -

A feisty little inconvenience.

It's been three days.

I don't even know why I exist anymore.

My sole purpose in life has become lying on the floor.

I knew I should have stuck in at school...

"Ryuzaki, Amane is taking!"

WOAH!

WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!

Everyone scrambles to their feet.

L face-plants on the couch that has been pushed up against the computer table.

I do the same and squash him.

"Quick, get me a visual!" L orders excitedly, all of us very relieved that the stubborn model has finally decided to talk.

Misa sure is a fEisty little inconvenience.

"Yay, THIS IS SO EXCITING!" I shake L's shoulders a little roughly as I yell in his face. "I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DIDN'T TALK FOR THREE DAYS, I'D HAVE PROBABLY IMPLODED IF IT WAS ME CAUSE I CAN NOT BE QUIET FOR MORE THAN LIKE, ONE MILISEC-"

"Freya, act more professional," L scolds me.

"I'm a... professional?"

"Yes."

"wOw, so can I get... PAID?"

"No."

"What?" I splutter. "WHY CAN'T I GET PAID!?"

"I don't trust you with money," L mutters, pressing a finger to his bottom lip.

I gApe. "That was one time!"

"You spent £2,346.98 on socks," the detective recalls.

SHUT UP!

I have my needs.

The TV screen flashes into life and we are all met with extremely distressing footage of Misa BREATHING.

"I can't take it anymore..." the blonde croaks weakly "Kill me..."

*INSERT TASK FORCE SHOCK HORROR*

"Kill me!"

"L, you're so mean! Let me speak," I demand, turning the microphone and lightly shoving L out of the way.

L flops sideways.

"Misa, can you hear me?" I speak qUiEtlY.

A few moments pass before she replies, "Yes... who's there?"

"Someone fabulousssss."

Silence.

"Why do you want to die?" I ask abruptly.

"WHY WOULDN'T I?"

"Ok good point, umm... Misa, the fact that you want to die suggests you're guilty, do you realise this?"

"Kill me... please just kill me..."

"Misa, are you going to confess?" L questions seriously.

"No... I don't know anything about the second Kira, and I really can't take this anymore. I'd rather be dead," she answers. "Now hurry up and kill me, if you wanted to you could kill me now couldn't you?"

Mello shoves Near out of the way so he can see the screen.

"Yes..." she sighs, "kill me."

Near scowls and joins me and L on the sofa.

"Yes, I do."

"Could it be... that she's talking to a shinigami? Or maybe she's hallucinating..." Near ponders, crawling up from the gap between me and the sofa.